Today, my ex-girlfriend said "you've changed since joining that frat." I responded with "It's called a Fraternity." TFM.

    1. tau kappa bastard

      J.Crew didn’t just appear when we graduated high school, it was always in the same mall; having ever shopped at those stores was entirely your choice, slammer.

      14 years ago at 5:40 pm
  1. Fratent Pending

    Did you tell her to make you a turkey bacon club after? You are probably a croissant kind of guy.

    14 years ago at 10:16 am
    1. Teddie Broosevelt

      Dont down play a croissant. I cannot argue against a trukey bacon club, or a ham on rye, croissant is a solid wild card every now and then.

      14 years ago at 10:42 am
    2. Fratent Pending

      I agree, chicken salad on croissant, but if you had to classify yourself as a type of bread/sandwich exterior, would you say croissant?

      14 years ago at 10:59 am
    3. the nelson

      definitley wouldnt classify myself as a french item. Better stick with whole grain white bread.

      14 years ago at 11:52 am
    4. SratFifthAve

      Whole wheat bread isn’t sturdy enough for chicken salad. It will break and make a mess. If you’re anti-croissant, I’d suggest going with a lightly toasted hard roll and some fresh romaine between the salad and bread.

      14 years ago at 12:52 pm
    5. Fratent Pending

      ^Sratfifth is welcome in my kitchen at anytime. I may even let you sit on the couch after…

      14 years ago at 9:47 pm
  2. TotalFratBro

    Girls say that all the time. They are just jealous of the better looking slams they were replaced with. Broads.

    14 years ago at 10:17 am
    1. Future Value

      Haha this could be used for anything.. Do you call your mother a moth? Do you call your father fat? I will always say FRAT

      14 years ago at 11:02 am
  3. clarkWgriswold

    I’m beginning to notice a slight upward trend in the quality of TFM’s posted lately. Slight, but nevertheless upwards.

    14 years ago at 10:46 am
  4. bro_jacksonSPE

    This is still good but I think something very similar to this was posted awhile back.

    14 years ago at 10:49 am
    1. Sir_RageAlot

      i’m confused by his tactics, so i’m gonna keep actin’ tough ’til i figure em out.

      14 years ago at 3:46 pm
    2. Right_Wing_Frat

      It does, your right. But my GDI ex has no right to call it a Frat. Also, she was referring to a specific Fraternity, in the case of my name…I am not.

      14 years ago at 4:21 pm