The more I drink, the more my shirt becomes unbuttoned. TFM.

  1. TrickleDown

    I propose a formula for judging the intoxication of any fraternity man: for every three drinks, one button is unbuttoned.

    14 years ago at 12:41 pm
    1. I_hate_you

      That would only judge the amount of drinks he’s had (limited by the number of buttons on his shirt), not how intoxicated he is.

      14 years ago at 11:16 pm
    1. Urine_4_it_Ms_Butts

      ^I know he meant for it to be possessive, but that still does not change the fact that it was incorrect. “her’s” is not even a word, the only way to spell it is “hers”. Go back to downs camp, sport.

      14 years ago at 10:43 pm
    1. funnymotherfucker

      You forgot the word has, “Ive has submitted this so many times you TFM intern cunt.”

      14 years ago at 9:46 pm
  2. funnymotherfucker

    Translation: The more I drink, the more open I would be to having sexual intercourse with a male.

    14 years ago at 9:49 pm