Inviting the crying girl at the party to "lie down" in your room for awhile. TFM.

  1. Sratire

    Where the hell is this girl’s big? Will someone go through her phone? That creepy guy is trying to lure her into his room.

    14 years ago at 12:46 am
    1. The_ChiIis_Guy

      ^Do not listen to this swindler. Chili’s is a far more desirable locale for anyone, big or little.

      14 years ago at 2:58 pm
    1. Fratinum

      I guess you hate Pikes on your campus…. Sound like they’re doing something right.

      14 years ago at 10:22 am
    2. Rihanna Deserved It

      ^if you call sexual assault “something right” then they’re the best

      14 years ago at 11:59 am
    3. Fratinum

      Look at your username fucktard….. You truly must understand what being a gentleman is

      14 years ago at 12:27 pm
    4. Herman Cain

      exactly, Fratinum. Bad fraternities are never hated; they’re never in the conversation to begin with.

      14 years ago at 1:45 pm
  2. The Fratastrophy

    I have, through observation, found that most girls who cry at our parties are either crying because their boyfriend’s are fucking someone else, or they are alone. Picking up lonely girls can be great strategy, however fucking a girl who looks like something would draw with my left hand is NF.

    14 years ago at 2:09 am
  3. NativeFloridaCracker

    I think this Guy needs one more bro in his name. That way we will bro who he is.

    14 years ago at 2:21 am
    1. The_Applebees_Guy

      Well I think you need to, “bro bro bro your boat” right into your friendly neighborhood Applebees!

      14 years ago at 2:24 am
    2. W_Bro_Harding

      ^ I don’t think you’re going to be as cool as you want to be with your name.

      14 years ago at 4:16 am
    3. BROnard Ramsey

      ^I think he’s going to have to stick with it and become more clever if he doesn’t want to get balled. At first Fratdusky was just as lame as he is right now, but he kept at it and now he’s actually pretty funny.

      14 years ago at 8:13 am
    4. The_Chilis_Guy

      Telling applebees to step it up? Yeah, customers have been telling them to do that with the quality of their food and their service, but Applebees doesn’t listen. Chilis>Applebees>TGIF

      14 years ago at 11:46 am
    5. The_Applebees_Guy

      Chili’s sucks cock and is for M.ex.icans. Hence the fucking chili. We have a goddamn apple in our logo and name, AMERICA.

      14 years ago at 11:49 am
    6. CaseyDidIt

      ^^I agree with the Chilis Guy. Chilis is way better than Applebees and GDIFridays.

      14 years ago at 12:28 pm
    7. BROnard Ramsey

      ^I hope you know what you’ve just done. Expect a new troll to start coming around now called “GDI_Fridays”.

      14 years ago at 10:57 pm
    1. Coloradoslampieces

      Totally bro. If you’re from Colorado you have to be a gay liberal hippie. Take a fucking lap

      14 years ago at 8:23 am
    2. Casey Franthony

      I don’t remember posting this last night.. But now as I read it, it’s fucking hilarious. I will take a lap for my blacked out ass.

      14 years ago at 11:39 am