The casual Wednesday afternoon text to give her the illusion that you give a fuck. TFM.

    1. Fratent Pending

      She clearly had this pulled on her by her fratdaddy, but he must have not done a very good job.

      Bad illusions. NF

      Rock solid illusions. FaF

      13 years ago at 6:13 pm
    2. StayFrattyAlum

      Back to the OP. Want Post-grad efficiency?

      Write a generic “How’s your day going email?” on Monday. List Girl #1 in the “to:” box and girls #2-…in the “bcc:” box. Set email timer in Outlook for Thursday around 11am or Wed. around 2pm. Alternate every other week. Takes 1 min. of a shitty Monday morning.

      Maximum domination, minimum effort.

      13 years ago at 8:33 am
    3. StayFrattyAlum

      Edit: Scratch that they all go into the bcc: category, going to try it this week. A tip from my buddy.

      13 years ago at 8:37 am
    4. StayFrattyAlum

      It was a hungover post, prob. my worst. Just a lazy way to stay in touch with as many girls as possible for the weekend.

      13 years ago at 11:59 am
  1. SterlingCooperIsAGDI

    If you want your MRS Degree then I suggest you stop posting TFMs and start doing sit ups.

    13 years ago at 6:23 pm
    1. Dikembe Motumbro

      Cool name. Get a life GDI and get off this site. Mr. Cooper is a TFM legend.

      13 years ago at 10:29 pm
  2. s11p01e01

    When I hear “illusion” I think “magician.” Magicians are fucking weird, or have aids.

    13 years ago at 8:20 pm
    1. Reaganomics

      Maybe they’re pulling that whole separate but not equal bull shit. Seemed to work the first time.

      13 years ago at 10:10 pm
    2. ksig565

      I enjoyed this segregation of walls. They’re invading. My only conclusion is that they’re getting fucking tired of seeing The Piker commenting on their shit, so they have ran over to the TFM wall to get away.

      13 years ago at 10:20 pm
  3. classiest

    It’s actually embarrassing that you’re a sorority woman posting TFM’s. Please stop.

    13 years ago at 9:50 pm
    1. lillynlabs

      She’s clearly going through a “break-up” from her fratdaddy, poor thing. hot piece of ASA I hope you find a more respectable one soon!

      13 years ago at 10:57 pm
    2. the nelson

      And i hope you find your way back to the tsm wall. I know its complicated, just remeber F is three sticks and S is a snake.

      13 years ago at 7:08 am
  4. unreformed_asshole

    Your self esteem must be sky high if all it took was a random mid-week text to string you along. Your parents failed you.

    13 years ago at 6:22 am
  5. pikapp51

    You got the right to vote, you got the privilege to drive, you got your own wall to post uninteresting things, use the TSM wall

    13 years ago at 10:44 am