Always pissing in the taller urinal to assert dominance. TFM.

  1. Dillon Cheverere

    Knocking a girl up and avoiding my kid for the first 5 years of his life to assert dominance over him. FaF.

    14 years ago at 9:20 pm
    1. southerncostas

      Stop after “kid” then put “because I smoke crack and commit many, many crimes.” TNM

      14 years ago at 10:00 pm
    2. fratitat

      Shut the fuck up Neil. One “something was done here” is enough. Your lack of originality is pathetic.

      14 years ago at 12:01 pm
  2. Yacht Captain Jaeger

    Always pissing in the shorter urinal to avoid worrying about dick to urinal contact.

    14 years ago at 9:38 pm
  3. WtF_

    Seeing how far from the urinal you can stand and still have your stream hit the target, TFTC.

    14 years ago at 10:04 pm