Gotta convince all the environmental pussies that drilling for oil up there won’t kill the 5 polar bears roaming around up there… Then we will have “polar bear wars” on discovery channel with a bunch of hippies trying to stop the Japanese from killing polar bears up there and acting like they serve a purpose other than being useless.
definitely sell it to China, they already own half of our debt… and they’ll be bankrupt in 10 years so they’ll never collect on the trillions of dollars in American bonds they own. Anyways, has anyone else noticed that as soon as we had our first black president our credit score got lowered?
Well the environmentalist are concerned about the migration patterns of the animals especially the caribou. They say the pipe line messes up the migration pattern but when in fact the animals flock to these pipe lines because it gives off heat during the winter months. – think it would be a win win for both sides
Love wombraiders’ comment about the Chinese. So fucking sick of this sensationalist bullshit. But anyway, yeah, Alaska has almost nothing to give us besides oil…might as well make some use of it
Alaska is one of the biggest providers for ‘merica. Yeah ANWR was closed off but the fucking democratic hippies of my state think that the oil is in the southern half of the reserve the “beautiful half” its just fucking tundra ugly as shit. the oil is up north. FUCK DEMOCRATS< FUCK THE JAPS, KEEP 'MERICA WITH ALL 50 STATES AND FUCK TEXAS
Yeah lets get rid of an oil rich, dependably republican-voting state adjacent to a potentially hostile Euroasian threat to pay off our debts to countries which have neither the balls nor the means to collect (as of now.) This makes sense to me, from economic, geopolitical, and electoral positions, at least while I’m drunk.
Honestly, I could not have said it better myself. In fact, no person in their right mind could say anything better. The US should literally do as it pleases, because China will never collect its money, which would never happen because it would hurt them more than they could ever gain from an engagement.
Bottom line, the US is still the center of the world and im still too drunk to taste this chicken.
I guess Texas is the north. you should take a lap for that than another for supporting one of the biggest insults to the GOP. A third lap will be given because an attempt to argue those facts about alaska jackass…
Japan needs land. We need money. I think we have a winner.
13 years ago at 9:58 pm^This.
13 years ago at 10:10 pmfirst lets suck all the fucking oil out of it. Then sell it to those fucking Eh-holes (Canadians) or those japs
13 years ago at 10:19 pm^this
13 years ago at 10:22 pmWe don’t need to sell all of it, just enough to make Texas the biggest state in the country again.
13 years ago at 10:32 pmGotta convince all the environmental pussies that drilling for oil up there won’t kill the 5 polar bears roaming around up there… Then we will have “polar bear wars” on discovery channel with a bunch of hippies trying to stop the Japanese from killing polar bears up there and acting like they serve a purpose other than being useless.
13 years ago at 10:43 pmSelling assets because you are flat ass broke is NF. This is just sad.
13 years ago at 11:20 pmJapan is broke as fuck if you haven’t opened your eyes since the asset bubble in ’86. Sell it to the Chinese – they’re headed down the same path…
13 years ago at 11:43 pm^Haha what a great name.
13 years ago at 12:04 amdefinitely sell it to China, they already own half of our debt… and they’ll be bankrupt in 10 years so they’ll never collect on the trillions of dollars in American bonds they own. Anyways, has anyone else noticed that as soon as we had our first black president our credit score got lowered?
13 years ago at 12:05 amhahahaha^^
13 years ago at 12:22 amI didn’t notice that, PA_Bro. You’re just a goddamn god among men.
13 years ago at 10:56 amWell the environmentalist are concerned about the migration patterns of the animals especially the caribou. They say the pipe line messes up the migration pattern but when in fact the animals flock to these pipe lines because it gives off heat during the winter months. – think it would be a win win for both sides
13 years ago at 12:11 pmLove wombraiders’ comment about the Chinese. So fucking sick of this sensationalist bullshit. But anyway, yeah, Alaska has almost nothing to give us besides oil…might as well make some use of it
13 years ago at 7:37 pm@StayFrattyAlum Have you see our government lately? We’ve gone completely GDI and this is the ultimate sign.
13 years ago at 8:05 pmQuick question: why does the Federal Government have the right to sell the homes and property of our citizens living in Alaska?
13 years ago at 11:02 pmAlaska is one of the biggest providers for ‘merica. Yeah ANWR was closed off but the fucking democratic hippies of my state think that the oil is in the southern half of the reserve the “beautiful half” its just fucking tundra ugly as shit. the oil is up north. FUCK DEMOCRATS< FUCK THE JAPS, KEEP 'MERICA WITH ALL 50 STATES AND FUCK TEXAS
12 years ago at 2:46 amObjection
13 years ago at 10:15 pm^Overruled.
13 years ago at 10:26 pmMotion to sell Florida too
13 years ago at 9:59 amSeconded. Fuck japan
13 years ago at 8:06 pmAhhh just thinking this, ^ better than most. Better yet trade Florida to Cuba for a handful of cigars
13 years ago at 3:19 pmmotion to sell all but texas?
13 years ago at 1:22 amdenied
13 years ago at 7:09 pmmotion to sell passed.
13 years ago at 10:39 pmmotion to reply, denied.
13 years ago at 4:39 amThis ^
13 years ago at 11:58 amThis is an absolutely horrible suggestion from a fiscal standpoint and it would never happen.
13 years ago at 10:52 pmThank you for your concern Mr. Literaldouche.
13 years ago at 11:06 pmIt most be obvious day at Camp Stupid.
13 years ago at 3:20 pmYeah lets get rid of an oil rich, dependably republican-voting state adjacent to a potentially hostile Euroasian threat to pay off our debts to countries which have neither the balls nor the means to collect (as of now.) This makes sense to me, from economic, geopolitical, and electoral positions, at least while I’m drunk.
13 years ago at 11:01 pmMeant to say this is fucking stupid.
13 years ago at 11:01 pmThis guy^
13 years ago at 2:27 pmthat^
13 years ago at 8:06 pmSeconded. Alaska is FaF.
13 years ago at 8:52 pmHonestly, I could not have said it better myself. In fact, no person in their right mind could say anything better. The US should literally do as it pleases, because China will never collect its money, which would never happen because it would hurt them more than they could ever gain from an engagement.
Bottom line, the US is still the center of the world and im still too drunk to taste this chicken.
13 years ago at 1:15 amWhat’s a state like that going for these days?
13 years ago at 11:38 pm.75 American dollars, or 7 Euros.
13 years ago at 12:07 am^Swing and a miss, $0.75 would be €0.52
13 years ago at 10:01 amtouche
13 years ago at 8:07 pmHere’s his full plan. The intern edited out part of it
13 years ago at 12:31 amhttp://politics.blogs.foxnews.com/2011/09/01/newt-s-trillion-dollar-answer-sell-alaska
We can give ’em Sarah Palin too.
13 years ago at 1:09 amI’ll take her… From behind.
13 years ago at 9:50 amI’ll buy it for $50,000 and a pack of reds.
13 years ago at 7:23 amYou are so fUcking stupid and so is Newt Gingrich cLearly you don’t know how much oil is there. Or how much money they generate game and wildlife.
13 years ago at 8:15 amLeta alSo loose a red state dumb fucks.
13 years ago at 8:17 amTake a lap, you yankee fuck.
13 years ago at 12:38 pmI guess Texas is the north. you should take a lap for that than another for supporting one of the biggest insults to the GOP. A third lap will be given because an attempt to argue those facts about alaska jackass…
13 years ago at 2:46 pm