Whenever she tries to give me a handjob, I simply reply, "You'll shoot your eye out, kid." TFM.

  1. Kenny Frattin Powers

    You boys ever tag team anybody? Beat up any kids in your neighborhood? When we were kids, me and your dad used to beat the shit out of these retard brothers who used to live down the streets from us. Hilarious.

    14 years ago at 10:07 pm
    1. AweTauedOut

      Mongoloid Mike, is that what we used to call him? We used to beat his head over with a stick.

      14 years ago at 10:29 pm
    2. Yacht Captain Jaeger

      You too weak to fight men who aren’t disabled?
      You queer, boy?

      Fucking pathetic is what you are.

      14 years ago at 7:06 am
  2. bittletitties

    And then you go and give yourself a handjob? Go cry while you watch football queer

    14 years ago at 2:10 pm