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    1. The Piker

      A hick string band whose only hit was a song never released by another artist. They are like Crazy Town, with Butterfly. If RHCP doesn’t put Pretty Little Ditty on an album, no one ever hears of them. No Dylan, no one would ever know of them outside of their groupies, which I am not sure even exist in that genre.

      13 years ago at 12:40 pm
    2. Wassupyall

      Hey Piker, if you would listen to some of the other songs off of that album, you would realize that Old Crow is an excellent band (one of the few true bluegrass bands of this generation) and just because their only hit was written by Bob Dylan doesn’t discredit them as a great band. Just because a song hasn’t been played on the radio doesn’t mean it’s a bad song so go fuck yourself you arrogant prick.

      13 years ago at 1:09 pm
    3. The Piker

      I did give them a chance. They suck. I generally dislike bluegrass and country, but people told me they were different and had a good sound. They didn’t. I’ll stick to alternative and indie rock. Actually, the people who have started singing the praises of this band remind me a lot of the hipsters who jump on the newest thing in indie every month, and those motherfuckers are annoying.

      13 years ago at 1:18 pm
    4. The Piker

      Why, because musical tastes dictate your worthiness of brotherhood? Nah, I’ll stick to music I like, and when I am in a truck with a brother playing Old Crow, I’ll deal with it til we get to our destination. I just think that they are overblown because of a song that isn’t anything special, and I have found nothing unique or enjoyable about the rest of their music. My opinion, you don’t have to agree. I was half trolling initially anyway.

      13 years ago at 1:27 pm
    5. Manchild

      Old Crow doesn’t suck. For what they do, they’re great. It’s all about taste, though. Liking or disliking them doesn’t make you any more or less frat. But, Piker, just for the record, Dylan didn’t write the song. Yes, for the most part, the chorus was derived from a Dylan song; thus Bobby is given writing credit along with Secor. However, the changes in sound and additions made to it by OCMS render it a completely different song than the one Dylan wrote.

      13 years ago at 2:07 pm
    6. Mighty Bro Young

      Piker you are the biggest and most worthless piece of shit I have ever encountered. I have never wanted to beat the shit out of someone that I’ve never met since Justin Bieber or Osama Bin Laden. Please just swan dive into a woodchipper for your own, and all of our sakes.

      13 years ago at 2:52 pm
    7. The Piker

      Do something about it bitch. Find me and kill me. I will be ready. Weyhill Farm Rd, 18015, Bethlehem, PA. I’ll meet you at the corner of Stonehill and Weyhill. I don’t want to get your blood on my lawn, you filthy monkey.

      13 years ago at 3:04 pm
    8. Mighty Bro Young

      Ha PA, figures. Alright I’ll catch the next flight out. See you soon buddy.

      13 years ago at 3:13 pm
    9. The Piker

      I can get you a cab at LV if you need it. Rental cars there are a pain in the ass I’ve heard.

      13 years ago at 3:16 pm
    10. rock chalk brohawk

      parts of pa are FaF. That being said LV is about as big of a nf gdi hell hole as you can get. No wonder the piker is such a queer

      13 years ago at 3:45 pm
    11. The Piker

      Says a motherfucker from Kansas. You are going to tell me that Kansas is not more GDI than Upper Saucon? Kill yourself.

      13 years ago at 3:52 pm
    12. The Piker

      Yes, but Jersey is the home of Princeton, which is one of the most gorgeous and expensive places to live in the country. Secondly, Kansas borders Colorado, which is the Jersey of the Midwest/West. It also borders Missouri, which has a lot more ghetto than Jersey. I hate NJ more than anything, but at least it has some values. You cannot say Upper Saucon sucks because we are within driving distance of another state. At least we can drive to the beach, and are within 5 hours of 5 major cities. Have fun driving to the “big city” and watching the Shockers play.

      13 years ago at 4:19 pm
    13. rock chalk brohawk

      i actually live 20 minutes from kansas city in overland park which has been named the top place to live by many sources so im aactually closer to a BIG city than your queer ass

      13 years ago at 4:25 pm
    14. The Piker

      Haha KC is not a big city. I go see Sporting games all the time because their coach, who is from jersey, is close to my girlfriends family. Shutup, I’ll take Pittsburgh, DC, and NYC over that anyday, and I’ll take Philly and Baltimore over it any day between March and November (too cold and not enough to do in those cities during the winter months).

      13 years ago at 4:28 pm
    15. President W Bush

      Well to the original comment i would say there is no ocean front property in Arizona either…

      13 years ago at 4:30 pm
    16. rock chalk brohawk

      haha atleast kansas is constantly a red state and doesnt have jersey shore. seriously the east coast outside of the cape and the south is a joke

      13 years ago at 4:33 pm
    17. The Piker

      Well, I don’t go to school on the Jersey Shore, or live there, so that is retarded. That’s like saying, at least I don’t have Kansas City, Missouri nearby, the city with the 6th most murders per capita. I chose to go south for school. I get to live in a great house in a nice area, where I have a good internship 20 minutes away, and go to school on a gorgeous SEC campus. Enjoy Lawrence, one of the blue counties in your red state.

      13 years ago at 4:42 pm
    18. Mighty Bro Young

      Getting on a plane. Be there soon Piker. Tell your girlfriend to be ready as well.

      13 years ago at 4:59 pm
    19. High_Phive1848

      Threads like this are the reason I rarely check TFM anymore. Seriously, chill the fuck out and grow up. There’s no need to get butt hurt over musical preference.

      13 years ago at 5:08 pm
    20. TFTChawk

      Piker if Weyhill Farm Rd, 18015, Bethlehem PA is your real address you’re fucked.

      I won’t come to your house, but I believe you might have just subscribed to just about ever spam publication on the internet.

      I just felt sorry for your parents, but that was before realizing that they did a shitty job raising you.
      Good luck.

      13 years ago at 5:10 pm
    21. Frat off

      Hey piker Johnson county, ks is the 11th wealthiest county in the US. Thats not bad for the “new jersey of the Midwest”

      13 years ago at 5:13 pm
    22. Fratist

      I never ever thought I would see someone post their address on a website like this. Shows lost of stupidity man. Get a grip.

      13 years ago at 6:15 pm
    23. The Piker

      Well I did not give you my house number, dumbass. I said I would meet at an intersection near my house. Do you really think I am that retarded, to give you the specific house?

      13 years ago at 7:07 pm
    24. Wassupyall

      Georgia is better than all of those places. Sorry. But Kansas is infinitely better than PGay

      13 years ago at 8:21 pm
    25. Bob Barker is my bro

      Saucon aint a bad area to live in, nice homes, decent amount of land, and you have the country club near by. I have never been to Kansas though so I can’t pass judgment on that.

      13 years ago at 8:22 pm
    26. The Piker

      I agree. SVCC’s 6 holer is perfect for after work if I can’t get a few friends to come by to play a 9 on one of the other 3.

      13 years ago at 8:53 pm
    27. booze haze slam

      you guys let a fucking pike get publicity for being a prick! truth is any attention is good attention to most pikes! so when he makes a statement eventually he will disappear! like most kids do!

      13 years ago at 9:13 pm
    28. Dixieland FRATlight

      Piker, you need to go plank a few miles out in the ocean. It would help a lot of us out

      13 years ago at 9:30 pm
    29. Sir DeVotie

      I live in Johnson City, they’re actually two Cumberland Gaps…one west of Jc in Tennessee on one east of Jc in North Carolina. So yes you can “head west from the Cumberland Gap to Johnson City, Tennessee”.

      13 years ago at 9:54 pm
    30. Frappa Fralpha

      I’m not sure if this has been touched on yet but i really dont fucking care….Dylan wrote the chorus, he did not write either verses or compose the song

      13 years ago at 10:31 pm
    31. Mighty Bro Young

      Just because you didnt give an exact house number doesn’t mean you’re still an absolute retard who is obviously geed up from the fucking feet up.

      13 years ago at 10:40 pm
    32. The Piker

      Cool dawg I’ll give you my paypal. 49.99 and I’ll arrange the fight, and stream it to you live. Should we be clothed? I know some guys on here are in the closet. Hey, maybe we will get to be in that video ad in the corner that always has UFC for some reason.

      13 years ago at 5:00 am
    33. nattaboy

      Piker, do you troll your fraternity’s listserve like you do this site? If so, you would have been hazed out of any normal fraternity. I would literally kick your ass if we were fraternity brothers. Thank God I didn’t stoop low enough to be a fucking Pike though. So mutter whatever pussy comeback you have then go back to your “indie rock”. Punk bitch

      13 years ago at 9:51 am
    34. The Piker

      You have Loko in your name. If you bring a ton of that, you can party with us Pikes anytime! We love that. Fuck beer. 4 LOOOOOKOOOOOOO!

      13 years ago at 9:55 am
    35. AlphaSigTime

      Best rage song ever! My bro’s and I flip shit every time this song comes on!

      13 years ago at 6:39 pm
    36. PGDeltaForce

      ^ realized you can’t make death threats online a little too late, just kidding on that earlier post Mr.FBI agent.

      13 years ago at 12:13 am
    37. Frats in Camo

      I’m sorry piker you do not attend an SEC school i know this for a fact you listen to INDE rock I don’t even know what that is. Oh yes indeed parts of jersey fratty? i bet they were 9in inseam cargos there FaF? right? But this song is a staple of the SEC ive been to every school in the SEC at some random chapter and this song comes up twice maybe 3 times a night.

      13 years ago at 8:20 am
    38. Mighty Bro Young

      Set up the fight. I’ll be there. And of course the pike suggests no clothes. Butt fuckin sunuva bitch.

      13 years ago at 10:14 pm
    39. Bluegrass Frat

      Piker, when I read your comments I imagine it Jimmy’s voice…your a tool

      13 years ago at 1:04 am
    40. Dalyman

      The one guy who insults OCMS gets shit on by the entire TFM community. I love being from Tennessee.

      13 years ago at 8:15 am
    41. Mr Sir

      Well done, Piker, well done. Gentlemen, please for now on use some intelligence when commenting on this site. People might actually believe fraternity men behave this way.

      Unless, of course, you’re all drunk. Then hell yeah.

      13 years ago at 5:39 pm
    42. AgFratSouthernMoney

      Federalist, Another grammar lesson for you–writing in capitial letters to emphasize your point isn’t correct English. Italics are the accepted practice. That goes for you also Piker, I know you said that I earned your respect but I coudn’t resist.

      13 years ago at 12:27 pm
    1. pocket ts and 993s

      …well that just hit like a semi-truck. Should have seen that coming.

      13 years ago at 1:19 pm
  1. Fratrick Fratterson

    The lyrics are wrong though. It should be “He’s headed West from the Cumberland Gap, to Johnson City, FUCK Tennessee.”

    13 years ago at 3:02 pm
    1. Theodore Roosefrat

      Its not very often that I actually laugh at the things I see on this site, but you, sir, have provided me with one of those unique situations. Frat on.

      13 years ago at 3:56 pm
  2. afbrojack

    Anyone know if this is actually one of those built-in jokes on google, or if BroloGolfer just made it?

    13 years ago at 3:48 pm
  3. Reaganomic

    The most commonly heard version of this song is on the album “O.C.M.S.” Has anyone listened to the version that is on the “Troubles Up and Down the Road” album? I think its much better. Just a suggestion for you Old Crow fans out there.

    13 years ago at 5:36 pm