In Applebee’s we’re not trying to invent to most original meals; we’re trying to invent the newest, zezstiest meals on our menu! For example, our new steak quesadilla towers. They are a sirloin steak rolled in a grilled chipotle tortilla and served with zesty salsa.
You know what! Every item on our menu is better tasting and better priced than yours. Even our queso is better. I bet your frattiest waiters still wear cargos whenever they can!
^^Sir, at Applebee’s we have our new 2 for 20 dollar menu items! Suck on that, motherfucker! Also, a customer may choose any 3 appetizers for only $11.99!
Yeah, we sent a pledge (aka new employee) to go try one of the 2 for $20 entrees. His taste buds committed suicide because of how awful it tasted. He died of food poisoning a day later. Same thing happened to the pledge we sent to try your appetizers.
Why waste your money on that when you could come into Applebee’s?
14 years ago at 8:39 pmHow original!
14 years ago at 8:41 pmIn Applebee’s we’re not trying to invent to most original meals; we’re trying to invent the newest, zezstiest meals on our menu! For example, our new steak quesadilla towers. They are a sirloin steak rolled in a grilled chipotle tortilla and served with zesty salsa.
14 years ago at 8:45 pmYou know what! Every item on our menu is better tasting and better priced than yours. Even our queso is better. I bet your frattiest waiters still wear cargos whenever they can!
14 years ago at 8:47 pmAt GloboGym, we’re better than you. And we know it.
14 years ago at 8:47 pm^^Sir, at Applebee’s we have our new 2 for 20 dollar menu items! Suck on that, motherfucker! Also, a customer may choose any 3 appetizers for only $11.99!
14 years ago at 8:48 pmYeah, we sent a pledge (aka new employee) to go try one of the 2 for $20 entrees. His taste buds committed suicide because of how awful it tasted. He died of food poisoning a day later. Same thing happened to the pledge we sent to try your appetizers.
14 years ago at 8:53 pmSir, a chili represents m.e.xico, which is where you and your chain of “restruants” belong
14 years ago at 8:55 pmNot even a prisoner at a Russian siberian work/death camp who hasn’t eaten in days would eat the food at Applebees.
14 years ago at 9:01 pmI heard TGI Friday’s was pretty good.
14 years ago at 12:05 amAdd in ^^ that description and add constantly listening to dubstep remixes of nickelback 24/7 and you’ve got what TGIF is like.
14 years ago at 4:03 amNot even a prisoner at a Russian siberian work/death camp who hasn’t eaten in days would eat the food at Applebees.
14 years ago at 9:01 pmfuck, I missed the reply button. Already laced up and headed to take a lap, don’t worry.
14 years ago at 9:02 pmSo you paid for everyones meal at chili’s? Or Applebee’s?
14 years ago at 10:43 pmu spent 74 dollars at a college in uga then u got fucked up or bought alotta girls drinks
14 years ago at 12:40 amAt a college in uga? I think someone needs to apply at their local neighborhood Chili’s.
14 years ago at 12:43 amBOOM
14 years ago at 12:33 pmTFreshmanMove
14 years ago at 10:12 amYou must pull a lot of ass.
14 years ago at 7:37 pm$74 poorer. NF. Daily profits outweighing your losses and still getting 16 phone numbers. TFM.
14 years ago at 4:40 amSo you were poor in the first place?
14 years ago at 1:35 pmBe nice, I’m sure that $74 was almost his entire paycheck.
14 years ago at 11:48 pm