1. yankee fratterton

    got pulled over leaving party with headlights off. cop to the slam next to me: “you seem a little sober; you drive”. TFTC.

    14 years ago at 8:28 pm
  2. Shooting Turkey

    I only drive drunk when I really have no other choice, or when I know there won’t be any roadblocks…or Tuesday……through Monday.

    14 years ago at 11:23 pm
  3. phinest gent

    where can i buy these in bulk?!?!?! my job as risk manager is finally over!!!

    14 years ago at 9:12 pm