Grandpa says the only enjoyable interaction he's ever had with a foreigner was in Vietnam and Grandma is still mad about that. TFM.

    1. Danny Devitbro

      You either fuck monkeys or you fuck people. You’re not going to get some monkey pussy on Tuesday and call Charlene on Thursday.

      13 years ago at 9:35 pm
    1. Rutherford B_Haze

      ^ your comment would have been 20 times better had you hit the reply button.

      13 years ago at 12:08 am
    1. the fratness monster

      Not having a grandpa who fought in WWII. NF.
      Your dad being eligible for the Vietnam draft the last year of the war, thus making him in his late 50s. TFM.

      13 years ago at 1:10 pm
  1. carolinahaze

    The movie Full Metal Jacket taught me that “half these g.ook whores are serving officers in the Vietcong. Other half have VD.” So your gramps either slept with the enemy or he has herpes. TFTC?

    13 years ago at 10:00 am
  2. Douglas MacArthur

    Well my grandpa fought in Korea and he said the only enjoyable interaction he’s ever had with a foreigner was mediated by a gun barrel, and Grandma was always proud of that.

    13 years ago at 4:43 pm