If anyone told me to my face to follow them on twitter, I’d take a couple steps back, make sure I’m lined up just right, get a good 3-4 step running start, and kick them in the groin with all of the force that my leg can possibly create
^ Now THAT’s what I call a cool story. Such a riveting tale, I copied and pasted it to word, saved it on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids are old enough to appreciate this story. On that special day i will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story telling them “Kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like…. not like the stories your generation tells.”
TFFTC. Why don’t you worry about yourself and stop worrying about the state a fellow fraternity member lives in. Just acknowledge a funny comment and move the fuck on
Literally taking the passed out guy to a beach and surfing on him. #RFM
13 years ago at 8:59 pm^this
13 years ago at 9:11 pmthe key is to get a skinny tall guy, they are the best to surf on.
13 years ago at 9:33 pmThis gave me a good laugh
13 years ago at 11:02 pmBarney Stinson is legen…wait for it…….Hope you’re not allergic to dary because it’s LEGENDARY!
13 years ago at 11:25 pmCalling a cab to for him to make sure he gets home safe. RFM.
13 years ago at 9:13 amWell, this TFM and first comment are now up there with my favorites. Frat the fuck on.
13 years ago at 9:54 am^
13 years ago at 9:37 pmadditionally follow @itsalanwatson on twitter, you degenerates.
Well played, Stinson.
13 years ago at 1:24 pmIf anyone told me to my face to follow them on twitter, I’d take a couple steps back, make sure I’m lined up just right, get a good 3-4 step running start, and kick them in the groin with all of the force that my leg can possibly create
13 years ago at 3:51 pm^ Now THAT’s what I call a cool story. Such a riveting tale, I copied and pasted it to word, saved it on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids are old enough to appreciate this story. On that special day i will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story telling them “Kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like…. not like the stories your generation tells.”
13 years ago at 7:55 pm^Trying too hard.
13 years ago at 9:24 pmfollow him on twitter to get gold like that every day!
13 years ago at 1:13 pmHe didn’t just come up with that. This was posted as a comment in a previous TFM earlier this year
13 years ago at 9:19 amFrat the fuck on sir.
13 years ago at 9:39 pmFrat As Fuck! Best TFM in a while.
13 years ago at 10:15 pmI agree JF, what an insightful and depth-filled comment! My mind is blown.
13 years ago at 12:11 pmThat’s not the only thing I can blow on you.
13 years ago at 2:52 pm^My frat sense is tingling and it is saying that something was most definitely done here.
13 years ago at 2:57 pmSomething here must been done have.
13 years ago at 3:04 pmHere done must something been have.
13 years ago at 8:49 pm^ Fucking Yoda? ^^
13 years ago at 10:44 pmYou fucking geeds from Idaho. Come really frat with us. Were ten minutes away. I’m waiting for u bitch
13 years ago at 9:42 pmI believe them are fightin’ words in the Potato State.
13 years ago at 9:49 pmCome to rave tomorrow and then talk shit big boy
13 years ago at 10:29 pmTFFTC. Why don’t you worry about yourself and stop worrying about the state a fellow fraternity member lives in. Just acknowledge a funny comment and move the fuck on
13 years ago at 5:51 amYo, what the fuck is this rave thing you’re talking about?! Is that what the cool kids do these days?
13 years ago at 9:40 amTFFTC, time to change your tampon.
13 years ago at 4:36 pmI didn’t realize they had civilization in Idaho, let alone colleges with fraternitities.
13 years ago at 1:39 amYeah they have that one with the football team that whines every single fucking year. Other than that, I think its mostly just empty space.
13 years ago at 3:54 pmWait… You mean the football team that plays absolutely no one worth a damn then wonders why they aren’t put in the top 2? They shouldn’t be top 25.
Fuck Boise State.
13 years ago at 8:57 pmTWeekendAtBerniesM
13 years ago at 10:27 pmi dnaced like bernie tionght at bar.
13 years ago at 1:04 amI hope you died like bernie tionght at bar.
13 years ago at 11:08 pmEasy there, scooter.
13 years ago at 12:17 pmToo Frat To Care (TFTC)
13 years ago at 10:38 pmThanks for the lesson.
13 years ago at 11:45 pm^^I was wondering what that meant. . . . . . .
13 years ago at 1:39 amI finally understand after months of reading TFM’s.
13 years ago at 2:19 pmYou’re a fucking genius.
13 years ago at 10:46 pmCool
13 years ago at 1:40 amTotal Frat Move (TFM)
13 years ago at 12:17 pmFrat As Fuck (FaF)
TPM (Total Pledge Move. Or if you’re talking about slipping roofies in girls’ drinks, Total Pike Move)
Laugh Out Loud (LOL)
13 years ago at 12:24 pmOTPHJ (over the pants hand job).
13 years ago at 2:52 pmBAMHTCUADA. (Burying a midget hooker to cover up a drunken accident).
13 years ago at 3:56 pm^fucking this
13 years ago at 6:21 pm(FMLIAGTPCODAPUQF711) Fuck My Life I Am Going To Play Call Of Duty And Pick Up Queso From 711. – Dom Mazzetti
13 years ago at 8:43 pmMashed Potatoes -(MP)
13 years ago at 10:30 pmHey knox frattin. U of I is full of geeds.
13 years ago at 10:46 pm^probably just a BJC geed. oh, and that’s a chop
13 years ago at 10:58 pmWhy wait till tomorrow were raging tough tonight
13 years ago at 10:46 pmBest move of the week.
13 years ago at 1:57 amThat’s my lil bro
13 years ago at 5:16 amOh so thats what TFTC means :/ …fucking Geeds!
13 years ago at 5:16 am^Seriously? AGR and using smiley faces. Talk about a GDI.
13 years ago at 12:08 pm^second.
13 years ago at 10:31 pm