Crowd surfing the passed out guy. TFM.

    1. James Frank Hopkins

      Don’t you know? He has been raging all weekend. I would fire the intern in a heartbeat.

      13 years ago at 2:22 pm
    2. TFM Interns Boss

      He’s not the brightest person. The other day at work he thought a quarterback was a refund.

      13 years ago at 5:02 pm
  1. Deep in the jungle,
    In the land of adventure, lives tarzan

    oo-ee-oo-ee..
    I am Jane and I love to ride an elephant

    My name is Tarzan, I am Jungle-Man
    The tree-top swinger from Jungle-land
    Come, Baby come, I will take you for a swing
    Lets go honey, I’m Tingling

    Tarzan is handsome, Tarzan Is strong
    He’s really cute and his hair is long
    Tarzan is handsome, Tarzan is strong
    So listen to the Jungle Song

    Oo-ee-oo-ee..
    I am Tarzan from Jungle, You can be my friend
    Oo-ee-oo-ee
    I am Jane and I love to ride an elephant

    When you touch me, I feel funny
    I feel it too when you’re touching me
    Come to my tree-house, to my party
    Yes I’ll go if you carry me

    Tarzan is handsome, full of surprise
    He’s really cute and his hair is nice
    Tarzan is handsome, Tarzan is strong
    So listen to the jungle song
    [repeat]

    Go cheetah, Get Banana
    Hey Monkey, Get Funky

    When I am dancing, I feel funky
    Why do you keep ignoring me?
    Tarzan is here, come kiss me baby
    Oochie coochie, kiss me tenderly

    Tarzan is handsome, Tarzan is strong
    hes really cute and his hair is long
    Tarzan ia handsome, Tarzan is strong
    So listen to the jungle song
    [repeat]
    And so they got funky, but will tarzan have Jane?
    Stay tuned!

    13 years ago at 1:47 pm
    1. Tallapoosa Snu

      “The Sailor Song” is much better. Same beat, just mocking the Titanic tragedy. Very compelling.

      13 years ago at 4:02 pm