1. James Parks Fratwell

      That first sound you heard was Fratent Pending’s joke making fun of the person who posted this for misspelling the word ‘chief’ going right over your head. The other sound you hear is all of us laughing at you.

      13 years ago at 4:49 pm
    1. Third Reich

      Rick Perry, Barack Obama, there all fucking politicians.

      Herman Cain 2012.

      If you think that any politician will bring any real change to our country’s current shithole state, think again.

      13 years ago at 11:29 pm
    2. Frat Worth TX

      Perry has done a damn good job in Texas. Texas has produced 48% of the new jobs in America alone. Also, if Americans don’t want another Texan in the white house then Ron Paul wouldn’t stand a chance either being that he lives in Lake Jackson. Rick Perry is our best shot at winning, hands down.

      13 years ago at 11:53 pm
    3. Third Reich

      Frat Worth TX:

      1. Rick Perry is a politician, just like Obama. Stop drinking the coolaid dude.

      2. Herman Cain, former CEO – is our only hope for president.

      That is all.

      13 years ago at 12:06 am
    4. July4th

      @ Third Reich

      1) I see where you’re coming from, but there are certainly politicians who work towards the better of the country through their ideals. It’s easy to dog an entire paradigm with scumbags like John Edwards, Anthony Weiner, and Blago proving that most of them don’t even live in the real world. I think guys like Marco Rubio, Chris Christie, Rick Perry and even Bachmann represent a small faction of politicians that are down-to-earth and speak from their heart. Huntsman, Romney and even T-Paw lack that “chutzpah” that can distinguish a normal person from someone spewing politics. W had it. Reagan definitely had it. We are due for another asskicker.

      2) He was CEO of Godfather’s Pizza. To be honest, I’m not as impressed at someone running a smaller Midwester pizza place that serves mediocre pizza, as I am a governor who has created more jobs in his state alone than the rest of the country combined.

      Rick, baby. Rick.

      13 years ago at 11:31 am
    5. Third Reich


      For the sake of our national security and our economy, I hope you’re right.

      13 years ago at 1:59 pm
  1. Denzel FRATington

    He doesn’t have a shot in hell. Thinking this country would vote for another Texas governor: TFTC?

    13 years ago at 8:24 pm
    1. Damn Right

      I agree with Denzel, most people outside of Texas hate Bush. Id like to see Perry instead of Romney, thats for sure. But I think its gonna be Romney or Obama

      13 years ago at 9:00 pm
    2. July4th

      Perry and Bush have a lot more in common than their Texan blood, but to think voters will not consider him a legitimate candidate is foolish. There is no reason we need to pander our nominee to appeal to left wing hacks In order to stay away from ther media hatred. Never fucking compromise.

      13 years ago at 9:47 pm
    3. Denzel FRATington

      Nope, as much as we might like to see Perry in office, you must realize how much his relationship with Bush will hurt him. Romney has the best (though unlikely) chance of defeating President Obama.

      13 years ago at 1:55 am
    4. fratyliteonthefratio

      To be fair Perry’s job was a little easier because of how rich Texas is. Many states don’t have the luxury of a massive oil economy.

      13 years ago at 6:15 am
    5. thefrattestofthemall

      ^ isn’t the whole country in debt? we didn’t accept government funds because we can manage for ourselves. texas is and always will be the best. i dont give a shit if you think im wrong, its called pride

      13 years ago at 6:29 pm
  2. Third Reich

    Really man? You live in Illinois, so you probably associate with a lot of “change-zombies”.

    13 years ago at 11:28 pm
    1. FratanRouge

      this fucking guy. your name made me laugh but it might be pushing it. maybe not TFTC

      13 years ago at 11:48 pm
    2. Third Reich

      You laughed because I’m fucking awesome. Don’t worry, it happens all the time.

      13 years ago at 11:49 pm
  3. Only_Grizz_str8

    As much as it depresses me Obama will win in 2012. There is no strong republican candidate and Obama got Osama. Sorry boys we gotta face reality.

    13 years ago at 4:00 pm
  4. SemperFidelis283

    “Recently Governor Perry allowed his Labrador Retriever to accompany him on his daily six mile jog. While on his run, he and his pet were accosted by a menacing coyote. After remaining still and waiting to see what the wild coyote would do, the governor pulled out a .380 Ruger and shot the coyote dead when it become apparent the coyote was after his pup.” FaF

    13 years ago at 11:05 am