University Of Illinois At Urbana-Champagne Urges Students To Call Police If They See Another Student Smoking On Campus

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To enforce their newly implemented, campus-wide tobacco ban, University of Illinois administrators sent an email to students urging them to call the police if they catch one of their peers lighting up on university grounds.

From The Daily Illini:

The massmail encourages students to call the University Police Department to dispatch an officer if they see the policy being violated on campus.

The punishment for being caught is as follows:

First-time offenders will receive a written warning. The second-time a person violates the act, the offender will be charged a $25 fine that can be waived through an online education program. A third violation is punishable by a $50 fine; each additional violation is punishable by a $100 fine.

Seems like a waste of resources, especially when you consider the significant presence of Greek life at the University of Illinois. With cops being called for every lit cigarette on campus, who’s going to protect students from the evil fraternity men luring women into their rape castles with sexually suggestive signs?

With the anti-tobacco movement sweeping college campuses across the nation, it’s only a matter of time before an equally stupid and unnecessary means of handling tobacco use comes to your campus.

[via The Daily Illini]

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  1. thatstruegenttoyou

    Continuation of the pussification of America. This is bullshit considering the day it is.

    10 years ago at 4:01 pm
  2. maroonandgold

    I wonder how the cops feel about that. I mean seriously, do you think cops are going to take the time to go find the guy who lit up a heater, with a high likelihood that the dude will have put it out by the time they show up?

    10 years ago at 4:08 pm
    1. TFM Court

      The article says Campus Police. Boosh posted this as clickbait by implying students would call city police. As ridiculous as Illinois is, Boosh is guilty of working for the internet.

      10 years ago at 4:53 pm
      1. maroonandgold

        The campus police station at my school is a precinct under the jurisdiction of the city police. They have the same power and responsibilities.

        10 years ago at 6:54 pm
  3. TheBetter

    Every campus in Illinois has this shit now, it’s rediculous and hard to enforce.

    10 years ago at 4:12 pm
    1. ThinkThereforeFRAT

      Shark Zen: Today I will stand up against wrong in the world, I will not claim my laziness or inaction as patience or tolerance.

      10 years ago at 8:44 am
      1. BigBeerBelly

        The fact that you just said ‘STFU’ makes me believe that you’re in high school

        10 years ago at 11:01 pm
  4. Frabst

    This country was built on tobacco and I’ll be damned if I’m going to quit using it to make someone happy.

    10 years ago at 4:31 pm
    1. Kurt

      First person to tell me to hand over my can is getting a hot stream of dip spit to the face

      10 years ago at 11:36 pm