Everyone in my frat was the quarterback of a state championship football team in high school. Everyone. TFM. BostonFratSox14 years ago
ThinkThereforeFRAT Indeed. But not before they tell us what it’s like to have 7 people in a fraternity and/or what it’s like to be 15th string QB. 14 years ago at 6:44 pm
TFM Administrator This post has been validated. Where is Joke Explainer when you need him? 14 years ago at 12:23 am
Jerry Fratdusky Isn’t this what every Pike chapter is like? Let me guess they could have all gotten a full football scholarship at your university but they turned it down to slam millions of sorostitutes? 14 years ago at 10:08 am
Liberal Fratstar Really? No one from the same state in any of your pledge classes? Must be one hell of a fraternity … 14 years ago at 3:54 pm
Broassic Park Wish I had high school heroes in my frat. Total”noonegivesashitwhatyoudidinhighschool”Move 14 years ago at 4:11 pm
Born Wearing Sperrys No guys it’s not sarcasm.. His fraternity literally cannot field an intramural football team because they can’t fill the rest of the positions. 14 years ago at 8:44 pm
beer_me ^^ so that’s why they suck, they all have golden arms and are used to sticking in the pocket right? 14 years ago at 6:48 pm
The Joke Explainer In your frat? Are you fucking kidding me? Nothing but try-hards and sparkling wiggles on this site now, Jesus Christ. 14 years ago at 3:54 pm
FratRiley You should have explained how the sarcasm in this post makes it funny. You better get your shit together if jokes are going over your head because the rest of us are counting on you to explain them. 14 years ago at 5:41 pm
Joke Explainer I would like to point out that “The Joke Explainer” is but a cheap imitation of a better, similarly-named user. 14 years ago at 6:29 pm
Fraternity Lifestyle For those who are unaware of the “sparkling wiggles” reference, -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1aFYlFyUJ0 14 years ago at 10:07 pm
Hoosier_Frat_Daddy And none of them got scholarships to play in college? Unlikely story. 14 years ago at 4:02 pm
Papa_Burgundy It’s ok guys, IU is the Indiana school that all the retards attend. Cut him a break. 14 years ago at 1:13 am
Shut the fuck up, pussy.
14 years ago at 3:50 pmMotion to ball everyone who takes this TFM seriously.
14 years ago at 4:51 pmsecond
14 years ago at 6:29 pmIndeed. But not before they tell us what it’s like to have 7 people in a fraternity and/or what it’s like to be 15th string QB.
14 years ago at 6:44 pmThis TFM is hilarious.
14 years ago at 9:37 pmThis post has been validated. Where is Joke Explainer when you need him?
14 years ago at 12:23 am^Eat a dick you bitch.
14 years ago at 10:21 pmThe shit states
14 years ago at 3:50 pmThis goes without saying.
14 years ago at 3:52 pmAt least you’re used to taking laps.
14 years ago at 3:53 pm^gottem
14 years ago at 6:34 pmIsn’t this what every Pike chapter is like?
Let me guess they could have all gotten a full football scholarship at your university but they turned it down to slam millions of sorostitutes?
14 years ago at 10:08 am^this
14 years ago at 12:34 pmReally? No one from the same state in any of your pledge classes? Must be one hell of a fraternity …
14 years ago at 3:54 pmThere are different divisions in high school you know.
14 years ago at 3:56 pmWish I had high school heroes in my frat. Total”noonegivesashitwhatyoudidinhighschool”Move
14 years ago at 4:11 pmAny of you fucks ever heard of sarcasm?
14 years ago at 5:30 pmNo. No one has heard of sarcasm.
14 years ago at 6:47 pmNo guys it’s not sarcasm.. His fraternity literally cannot field an intramural football team because they can’t fill the rest of the positions.
14 years ago at 8:44 pmI heard they all have 8″+ dicks too
14 years ago at 8:50 pm^^ so that’s why they suck, they all have golden arms and are used to sticking in the pocket right?
14 years ago at 6:48 pmIn your frat? Are you fucking kidding me?
Nothing but try-hards and sparkling wiggles on this site now, Jesus Christ.
14 years ago at 3:54 pmYour name is quite an oxymoron.
14 years ago at 5:30 pmYou should have explained how the sarcasm in this post makes it funny. You better get your shit together if jokes are going over your head because the rest of us are counting on you to explain them.
14 years ago at 5:41 pmI would like to point out that “The Joke Explainer” is but a cheap imitation of a better, similarly-named user.
14 years ago at 6:29 pmDamn I fell for his shit too. Fuck posers.
14 years ago at 10:23 pm^This
14 years ago at 7:20 pmFor those who are unaware of the “sparkling wiggles” reference, -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1aFYlFyUJ0
14 years ago at 10:07 pm^heard that
14 years ago at 10:22 pmGood God this is the worst I’ve ever seen.
14 years ago at 3:56 pmWait, but there can’t be… Oh, I see what you did there.
14 years ago at 3:59 pm^ My thoughts exactly
14 years ago at 4:18 pmAnd none of them got scholarships to play in college?
14 years ago at 4:02 pmUnlikely story.
Unlikely story? No shit?!
14 years ago at 4:35 pmHoosier still gets a cookie for trying!
14 years ago at 6:09 pmIt’s ok guys, IU is the Indiana school that all the retards attend. Cut him a break.
14 years ago at 1:13 amI hate you.
14 years ago at 4:06 pm^This
14 years ago at 5:29 pm