Dad let me name our new thoroughbred after a fast slampiece I met last semester. She found out today and wants a ride, but not from the horse. TFM.

  1. KORS&Coors

    False.

    Thoroughbreds that are bred for racing are 99% of the time named upon birth/close to birth, and can not be renamed through the Jockey Club. If you met this slampiece last year, the colt/filly would only be a year old. Thoroughbreds start racing EARLIEST at two years old. Therefore, I call a bluff. Nice try.

    15 years ago at 7:07 pm
    1. FRATire

      hey dick head, you do realize you can own a thoroughbred that was bred to just be a fucking thoroughbred and doesn’t have to race don’t you? when my little sister wanted a dachshund my dad didn’t say, “oh no we cant get you a dachshund honey, dachshunds were bred to hunt badgers, and we don’t have a badger problem”. he went and bought her a dachshund. why don’t you think before commenting.

      15 years ago at 7:23 pm
    2. Fratmile Broheim

      …and he never said it was racing yet, he just said they got it…

      Before you try to be an asshole, think about what you are saying…

      15 years ago at 7:59 pm
    3. KORS&Coors

      In the context of the TFM, it was a “fast slampiece”. Which to me was a direct relationship to racing. Maybe I assumed, but the way in which the TFM was written, I doubt I assumed wrong.

      I own Thoroughbreds that I use NOT for racing, and in a sport where they need to be “slow” and supple. But ALL of which were bred for racing, and just weren’t fast enough to make more than a few grand. There are so many unwanted Thoroughbreds, that MOST breeders don’t breed them for uses other than racing (for the sheer fact that you can get a Thoroughbred for free from the track and train it to do whatever you want, its a risky business). So your dachshund argument is useless.

      15 years ago at 8:40 pm
    4. Fratucky Derby

      Actually, more than half of newborn racehorses aren’t named until after they turn 2, not “99%”. Know what you’re talking about before you start posting false facts.

      15 years ago at 1:12 am
  2. Bro Brown

    Pretending to own a thoroughbred = NF

    Knowing your shit about thoroughbreds = FaF, well done KORS.

    15 years ago at 7:24 pm
    1. NObama BRObama

      agreed…there’s nothing frat about pkt, most GDIs dress better than the pkt’s.

      Derby=FaF

      15 years ago at 6:50 pm
  3. Fratucky Derby

    …And they can be renamed, just as long as it is before their first career start. Just sayin…

    15 years ago at 1:13 am
  4. Brodin

    Hey, STFU and laugh. Also, keep rocking the 502 KYPKT, unless you’re not in the 502, in which case, keep raging in KY

    15 years ago at 9:10 am
  5. NObama BRObama

    PKT is about as frat as the Affliction tees and American Eagle button ups they wear…especially at the small liberal arts colleges..

    15 years ago at 6:27 pm