Finding out the girl you had sex with on Valentine's Day is having trouble with her boyfriend now. TFM.

  1. BrotherLlamacron

    H̆ͬͨ̔͏͈͔̥ͅa͑҉̧̨͓̱̘̮g̶̘͙͉̥͖ͤͣ̓̊͘s̬̮̩͇̭̪̈̿̈͢͜ṵ͉̟̳̄͋́͒̂̏̆͒̓́̕͝j͍̹̪̱͇̆ͣ͋ͣ͌̀w̷̡̮ͬͮ͢ḧ̵̙͖͚͕͚̞͙̠́͊͡a͙̯̝̘ͩ͐̄́ͧͩh̸̆̎͌̈̾̐ͥͬ͏̼ȧ̢̨̝͉̟̺̰̯̫͇͗ͬh̿̎̀͠͏̣ą̴̧̯̳̲͙̭̩ͤ͋̈̄h͓͍̠͉͈̖̱͆̿ͬ̊͐͛̚
    ̡͕̥̠͚̺̆͊̇ͅH̼͇̩̼͕͊ͬ̑ͬͅị̬̜̠͈̱̯͋ͮḡ̵̻̤̞͍͔̗́g̫̯̼̟ͬ̈́͝ḩ̜̳̙͓̜̤̗̜͕ͪͬx̶͔͖̺̖̟̯͓͌͋̃̋̕h͇̰̘͍͉ͦ̊ͥ̊̑̌ͅg̦ͦ̅̆ͯͪb̸̼̭̣̝̫̱ͤ͠w͉̩̲̪̐̊͋ͥ̃̍͟ ͈͓͕͂ͬͨ͗̄ͯͭͬ̕͝h̺͙͓̱̠̺͂͑s̛̥̓͊͒̄̊͆̀i̦̪̖̙͙͉̗̒ͫͣͦͫ͝g̶͖͍̱̗̿ͤ͘w̢͉̱̘̲͊͋̿̾̍͐̑ͮj̨̤̱̅̔̈́͋͊͑̚͝s̸̢̪̞̤̼ͫ͐͌ͫ̎j̧̰̩͈̪̣͍̤͚̍͋̿͒̉̈ͬ̀̒d̢̩͇̩̭̻̭̞̺ͨ͆̃̄ͫ͡ŷ̛̟̣̪̝͇͍̘͐͂ͥ̀ͣ̿ŝ̸̯̩̃̂ͦ͗̑
    ̨̦̞̞͚̑̾̂̀H̸̰̤̟͚̑ͯͧ̌j́͗̍ͥ҉͓̘̱j͕͇̭̮̖̺̖̻͗̒͟͟͟j̗̻̮͙͓̆͆̽́͡ͅͅj͈̖̘͇̫̟̉̀̅̑͡j̵̣̓͆̉̿͠j͛͆̀҉̯͇̼j̫̝͇̙ͨ͒̉͛͊j̛̰̜̰̼̼ͥ̏̋ͥ͡ͅj̷̨̥̲̱ͮ̋ͣ̀ͪ͆̿̓j̧̜̹̱̫͔͕͇̏ͯ̓́j͉̬͖͙̏͆ͧ͐̈̍̐̏͡j̵̡̗͇̖̦̎ͧ̓͐̔̽͋ͩ̂j̄ͯͯ̒ͨ̂͗͏̴̛̟̦͕̬̰̪̣ȟ͖̮̼̜̱ͯ̀ͭ͝ ̢̯͙̲̼̳̆̂̏͒͂̊ͤ̚ḩ̲͍̜̪͚̭̟͙͗̚a̧̭̮̳̯͇͍̻̠̙͆̍ͫ̓͟g̰̦̹̯͚̊̉ͭs̳͈̮̋̓͊ͬͧ͂v̵̢̟̳̱̦̼̩̍̓͆̽̌̒̔b͓̱̺͇͗ͯ̃ȅ̯͎͉͈̰̘̜̈́̈́̍͛͌̄̀j̼̞̬̫̳̺̬͖̒s͉̤̰̻̄͌͗ͯ͊ͣ̎͂̀́ͅy̸̬̺͎̓͗̚y̗͙̟̲͈͕̭̏̑ͥ̈͑͠͝ṡ̶̶̟̫̲̻̫͎̮ͯ͡k̸͓̥̑ͫk̤̟̰͈̪̎̍ͬͮ̄ͫq̸̡̼̰̭̜͔͎͎̤ͧ̉͆̓k̫͌̈͗͂̀̾ͯ̀ê̷̼͈̈́͌͢
    ̷̥̟̋͘Ṽ̸̨̙̜͖͖͎̆̾̚s̴̨͚̦͎͓̦̫ͦͥ͗ͤ̀̊͋b͍̺͉̉̎̓͂ͨ̉̚ͅhͬ̀͑̇͂́̾ͮ̚҉͙͕͓͇̳̪̙͓͡e̸̩͇̪̩̝͗͞f͖̿̂̎ͥ͆̆͘͘y̵̴͕̺̐ͪ̀̂ͥ͌̑͘s̢̻̻͈͓ͥ̒͑̍̎̀i̸̪͖͔̾̎̃̍ͣ͢m̷̝̗̪͎͌̐̿̒̅̋ͮ͌w̴̙̟̹͙̆ͭͬͯb̶̘̪̥̄́̌̀ͥ̾̄ͅd̓ͫ̃̌̋͠҉͚̣͔̰̯c͓̪̬̣̍ͧ͒ͨ̅͊̀͢͠h̳̬̯̼ͨ́ͦͫͮ̑ͫ̀̚̚z̄ͤ҉͡͏̞̗̰y͚̦̱̣͍̭̅̂̀͟͠h̛̪ͥ̓ͧ̉̀ͫ͂̊͞ṣ̻̰͚ͦ͋ͦ̚͡n̰̝̟͛̒͘ ̴̡͙̤̦͎͎̳̄̍̋̓ͪ͝F͓̞͇͋̇̄̚͠I̤͎̬̟͈͋ͪͮ̄ͅR̜͓͓̿̆̆́S̘͈̓͗̀͌̊̆͌̕͡T͇͙̹̟͉̩̞̃ͩ̋ͦ͒͒͂̍̕

    13 years ago at 2:21 pm
  2. FratAttack1901

    Making sure the boyfriend knows you are the reason she left the date early. TFM.

    13 years ago at 3:14 pm
  3. all day everyday

    Only way this happened is if the girl’s in a long distance relationship.

    13 years ago at 3:48 pm
    1. I would like a ham AND turkey on sour dough with mayo and mustard. Go ahead and throw a couple handfuls of Doritos on there too, sweetheart. Thank you much.

      13 years ago at 9:57 pm