Bought my slampiece a Shake Weight and a box of popsicles for Valentine's Day. Told her to practice her swirl and stroke because Steak and a Blowjob Day is not far around the corner. TFM.

  1. west is best

    Im glad someone got Steak and Bj Day posted on here I’ve tried twice, but to no avail… nice work

    14 years ago at 7:43 pm
  2. Lucas Fratterson

    FaF. This is the TFM we all know and love, not this “I open doors for ladies” bullshit.

    14 years ago at 4:44 am
    1. Nitro Hazelton

      It’s called putting the man in gentleman, show some class you new row hipster.

      14 years ago at 8:58 am
    2. Lucas Fratterson

      Shut up. I can be a gentleman perfectly fine, I don’t need to read about its complete boringness on a site that’s supposed to be about raging and slamming.

      14 years ago at 11:20 am
    3. djsear01

      He is right, we should all be gentlemen. That is why I fully intend on also giving her a pearl necklace. Maybe even a monogrammed towel to wipe off the pearl necklace.

      14 years ago at 7:04 am