"Hey Mrs. Tannehill, I'm a pledge. I need a picture with you or else they will crap in my cereal." TFM.

  1. SouthernRage

    Nothin’ like $1 sunglasses with croakies to make you look like an ultrapoor.

    12 years ago at 2:42 pm
  2. dawgfan247

    Lots of color in this picture. That’s what you get for going to a damn dolphins game.

    12 years ago at 3:08 pm
    1. AO

      Miami may have frat amounts of cocaine titties and yachts but it lacks in every other category

      12 years ago at 6:21 pm
    2. PTBAP

      ^^^^^^ Yea because you wore pledge attire 24/7 right? You must have been so frat. The kid was probably going to the game for the day and texted someone that he was behind this piece of high quality spank bank material and the events played out as he retailed them.

      12 years ago at 9:54 pm
    3. AO

      I don’t know/care where you pledged but in my day being caught out of pledge attire generally led to getting ones balls hazed off..can’t vouche for war damn USA but I’m guessing he had a similar experience

      12 years ago at 10:18 pm
    4. War Damn USA

      ^^^Pledge attire was 24/7. They didn’t dare if it was your granny’s funeral.

      12 years ago at 10:14 am
    5. Daniel J PIKE

      The things that would happen if you were caught without pledge attire are unspeakable.

      12 years ago at 10:40 am
    6. White Goodman

      Yes, actually, we did wear pledge attire 24/7. I didn’t join a business fraternity and only pledge 9-5.

      12 years ago at 11:04 am
  3. TotalFratBro

    It must suck to have to sit through a dolphins game just to complete a pledge assignment.

    12 years ago at 4:31 pm