Passing a napkin to the hot hostess on your way out of the restaurant, "She's not my girlfriend. ###-###-####." TFM.

  1. HankRearden

    Pretty sure she’s the hostess because she’s under 18. Otherwise, she’d be a waitress.

    14 years ago at 1:17 pm
    1. VandyLaw

      I doubt the OP is talking about some Applebees airhead. Hostesses at descent restaurants are always 18-22.

      14 years ago at 2:11 pm
  2. So Pro

    She knew bud, your mom sat adjacent to you continuously asking how you were going to pay for tuition and your room the whole lunch date.

    14 years ago at 4:48 pm
    1. So Pro

      It’s called a reply button, bud. Lace em up tight enough so you lose blood to your feet.

      14 years ago at 10:36 pm