Bill Murray calling Canada "a United States cover band." TFM.

13 years ago
    4. TKEActive

      I feed trolls green eggs and ham:

      am Sam

      I am Sam
      Sam I am

      That Sam-I-am
      That Sam-I-am!
      I do not like
      that Sam-I-am

      Do you like
      green eggs and ham

      I do not like them,
      Sam-I-am.
      I do not like
      green eggs and ham.

      Would you like them
      Here or there?

      I would not like them
      here or there.
      I would not like them
      anywhere.
      I do not like
      green eggs and ham.
      I do not like them,
      Sam-I-am

      Would you like them
      in a house?
      Would you like them
      with a mouse?

      I do not like them
      in a house.
      I do not like them
      with a mouse.
      I do not like them
      here or there.
      I do not like them
      anywhere.
      I do not like green eggs and ham.
      I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

      Would you eat them
      in a box?
      Would you eat them
      with a fox?

      Not in a box.
      Not with a fox.
      Not in a house.
      Not with a mouse.
      I would not eat them here or there.
      I would not eat them anywhere.
      I would not eat green eggs and ham.
      I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

      Would you? Could you?
      in a car?
      Eat them! Eat them!
      Here they are.

      I would not ,
      could not,
      in a car

      You may like them.
      You will see.
      You may like them
      in a tree?
      d not in a tree.
      I would not, could not in a tree.
      Not in a car! You let me be.

      I do not like them in a box.
      I do not like them with a fox
      I do not like them in a house
      I do mot like them with a mouse
      I do not like them here or there.
      I do not like them anywhere.
      I do not like green eggs and ham.
      I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

      A train! A train!
      A train! A train!
      Could you, would you
      on a train?

      Not on a train! Not in a tree!
      Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!
      I would not, could not, in a box.
      I could not, would not, with a fox.
      I will not eat them with a mouse
      I will not eat them in a house.
      I will not eat them here or there.
      I will not eat them anywhere.
      I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

      Say!
      In the dark?
      Here in the dark!
      Would you, could you, in the dark?

      I would not, could not,
      in the dark.

      Would you, could you,
      in the rain?

      I would not, could not, in the rain.
      Not in the dark. Not on a train,
      Not in a car, Not in a tree.
      I do not like them, Sam, you see.
      Not in a house. Not in a box.
      Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
      I will not eat them here or there.
      I do not like them anywhere!

      You do not like
      green eggs and ham?

      I do not
      like them,
      Sam-I-am.

      Could you, would you,
      with a goat?

      I would not,
      could not.
      with a goat!

      Would you, could you,
      on a boat?

      I could not, would not, on a boat.
      I will not, will not, with a goat.
      I will not eat them in the rain.
      I will not eat them on a train.
      Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
      Not in a car! You let me be!
      I do not like them in a box.
      I do not like them with a fox.
      I will not eat them in a house.
      I do not like them with a mouse.
      I do not like them here or there.
      I do not like them ANYWHERE!

      I do not like
      green eggs
      and ham!

      I do not like them,
      Sam-I-am.

      You do not like them.
      SO you say.
      Try them! Try them!
      And you may.
      Try them and you may I say.

      Sam!
      If you will let me be,
      I will try them.
      You will see.

      Say!
      I like green eggs and ham!
      I do!! I like them, Sam-I-am!
      And I would eat them in a boat!
      And I would eat them with a goat…
      And I will eat them in the rain.
      And in the dark. And on a train.
      And in a car. And in a tree.
      They are so good so good you see!

      So I will eat them in a box.
      And I will eat them with a fox.
      And I will eat them in a house.
      And I will eat them with a mouse.
      And I will eat them here and there.
      Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE!

      I do so like
      green eggs and ham!
      Thank you!
      Thank you,
      Sam-I-am

      13 years ago at 3:52 pm
    9. a2btrain

      ^^^ this. ^^ FUCKING THIS. you’re the reason all of TKE’s slampieces are crusty old used up ex-top tier slams. gtfo

      13 years ago at 8:50 am
  6. TKEpledge

    Attention Sasha and CargoShortsYOLO, you have been offered bids to join the prestigious Tau Kappa Epsilon fraternity, also referred to as: Heaven. Please sign your cards and report to the house for group hugs to celebrate.

    13 years ago at 2:47 pm
    2. TKEpledge

      Attention FijiWater69, you have been offered bids to join the prestigious Tau Kappa Epsilon fraternity, also referred to as: Heaven. Please sign your cards and report to the house for group M̶a̶k̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶S̶e̶s̶h̶ hugs to celebrate.

      13 years ago at 3:50 pm
    3. TKEActive

      Attention TKEpledge: we’ve dropped you because you suck, and are giving out bids. Only I may give out bids as I am an active. Sasha, CargoShortsYOLO, and Fijiwater69, you all seem like fine young men who exude those characteristics that we at TKE so highly value. You all get bids.

      13 years ago at 3:55 pm
    4. TKEpledge

      Bro, I got initiated months ago lol, just havent changed my handle on here cuz i dont have to. Either way, congrats to our new bros, i remember getting my bid and being so excited, and I know you all are too!!!

      YITB TkeInitiate

      13 years ago at 3:57 pm
    1. TKEActive

      My doctor told me that if you were to rub one out due to feelings of doubt, your chance of contracting prostate cancer increases by 71%, 53% of the time.

      13 years ago at 3:57 pm