Saggy pants remind me of saggy boobies. I know I talk about my dad abusing my mom a lot, but you know what they say; like father like son! So this one time at Applebee’s I was sitting with my roommate. We had just ordered our 4th round of domestic beers [the violence is yet to come]. I got the cheddar bacon sliders with a side of bbq sauce, but they gave me ketchup! THE NERVE! I patiently waited for our bone-muncher waitress to come back over, but her big ol’ titties must have slowed her down. I grew impatient and embarked on a quest to find the manager. After about 30 seconds of searching, I threw in the towel, and ate my shitty burgers with god damn ketchup. Finally she comes back over with a check. Imagine my frustration, so naturally I grabbed her by the funbag and cunt-punted her out of the country. Moral of the story: ketchup is the worst.
Banning saggy pants is “fratty”? Since when is taking away someone’s personal right to dress themselves how they want a total frat move? Albeit saggy pants may be douschy, but dammit if this is America then by all means people have the right to wear whatever the hell they want and to be however terribly dressed they want!
Congress didn’t pass a law against them. A privately owned establishment did, and being which, they have the right to ban any form of clothing they would like. Hell, McDonald’s has a no shirt, no shoes, no service policy which forces you to dress a certain way (namely that you actually have to be dressed).
Hicks, bra, they piss me off.
13 years ago at 9:43 amif only you knew about our nigs in the south you would realize how stupid of a statement you just made
13 years ago at 9:57 amhttp://www1.picturepush.com/photo/a/2772784/480/png/Black-ball.png?v0
13 years ago at 10:12 amShout out to this guy for showing us his dead testicle
13 years ago at 10:34 amI hate this California queer with a passion
13 years ago at 2:33 pmOffering the umpire a BJ for him to call the game in your favor. TPikeM
13 years ago at 9:43 amthat’s nasty!
13 years ago at 10:07 amThat’s Pike!!
13 years ago at 7:36 pmBan flat brims and we’ve got us a winner.
13 years ago at 10:07 amAnd anything made by fubu
13 years ago at 10:31 am^ Actually just Foot Locker in general.
13 years ago at 2:48 pm^What if you need running shoes?
13 years ago at 3:27 pmsagging and flooding at the same time TFM
13 years ago at 11:09 amSaggy Pants. NF.
13 years ago at 11:26 amParachute Pants. FaF.
Saggy pants remind me of saggy boobies. I know I talk about my dad abusing my mom a lot, but you know what they say; like father like son! So this one time at Applebee’s I was sitting with my roommate. We had just ordered our 4th round of domestic beers [the violence is yet to come]. I got the cheddar bacon sliders with a side of bbq sauce, but they gave me ketchup! THE NERVE! I patiently waited for our bone-muncher waitress to come back over, but her big ol’ titties must have slowed her down. I grew impatient and embarked on a quest to find the manager. After about 30 seconds of searching, I threw in the towel, and ate my shitty burgers with god damn ketchup. Finally she comes back over with a check. Imagine my frustration, so naturally I grabbed her by the funbag and cunt-punted her out of the country. Moral of the story: ketchup is the worst.
13 years ago at 12:06 pmNot a fan of this one, but I like your user name
13 years ago at 12:46 pmlol this guy is hilarious, I bet he wears sperrys while he beats his wife
13 years ago at 3:30 pm^ and i be he has clicked the yellow banner and read a chapter
13 years ago at 10:45 amWe care “TONS”
13 years ago at 12:15 pmBanning saggy pants is “fratty”? Since when is taking away someone’s personal right to dress themselves how they want a total frat move? Albeit saggy pants may be douschy, but dammit if this is America then by all means people have the right to wear whatever the hell they want and to be however terribly dressed they want!
13 years ago at 12:41 pmdouschy?
13 years ago at 1:01 pmI never learned how to spell that word properly
13 years ago at 1:27 pm^ double laps
13 years ago at 1:53 pmFuck yourself ^
13 years ago at 2:44 pmCongress didn’t pass a law against them. A privately owned establishment did, and being which, they have the right to ban any form of clothing they would like. Hell, McDonald’s has a no shirt, no shoes, no service policy which forces you to dress a certain way (namely that you actually have to be dressed).
13 years ago at 2:46 pmI bet you were wearing cargos when you posted this
13 years ago at 5:43 pm^this
13 years ago at 10:29 amPledge, for that comment you get to wear saggy pants all weak and every time an active sees you…well you can guess the next part…whiskey and hazing.
13 years ago at 10:19 pmthats incrimination and i will not stand for these rapist slurs
13 years ago at 2:11 pm^ Racist slurs?
13 years ago at 9:15 pmhey you guys check me out. if you haven’t just click the banner below
13 years ago at 2:22 pmBOOKS CAN TALK?!
13 years ago at 2:50 pmCalm down. I looked into it, and found they still cannot talk.
13 years ago at 5:10 pm
13 years ago at 8:37 pm