You fully torqued my mom? Is that a play on my name? OMG you used pee too. This guy is a god damn genius coming up with witty original jokes on TFM. When does your stand up dvd come out?
It’s not a standup, it’s a sit down. Your mom is the leading role. “What Goes in, Must Come Out” hits shelves on April 15th of this year. Let me know if you want a personally autographed copy.
^I was just trying to be polite and answer your question. I figured you deserved at least that much because you did ask a lot of questions. I did share a very intimate, yet raunchy and probably highly illegal, weekend with the woman that breast fed you and I’m sorry you found out this way and that you disapprove. However, we are in love and are going to use the proceeds from the DVD to get married in PEEkskill, NY (more liberal sex laws) and she will be my yellow nectar queen for life. Now shut the fuck up and stop commenting back because this abuse you put yourself through is worse than your moms butt after I rail some diuretics.
First…. to say this is dumb as shit.
14 years ago at 9:16 pmFirst…. to say that it’s your turn to chug a gallon bleach.
14 years ago at 9:17 pm^^your name is dumb as shit.
14 years ago at 10:13 pmA gallon bleach? Not a gallon of bleach? Second… to say it’s your turn to fuck self.
14 years ago at 9:21 pmA fuck self? Not a fuck your self? Second… to say your turn to SHUT THE FUCK UP.
14 years ago at 9:22 pmaLSO, YOU MISSED THE REPLY BUTTON.
14 years ago at 9:23 pmyEAH, MY CAPS LOCK IS STILL ON. yOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT IT!? COME AT ME BRO.
14 years ago at 9:23 pm
14 years ago at 9:32 pmget your god damn chinchilla away from me.
14 years ago at 9:35 pmYes I missed the reply button. I wrote fuck self making what we call “fun” of you for missing gallon OF bleach. YOU ARE FUCK STUPID MAN PERSON.
14 years ago at 9:55 pmDorn for the win.
14 years ago at 10:14 pm^agreed
14 years ago at 10:20 pm^I just fully torqued your mom. Don’t worry about any of the pee leaking out of her butt though, I also fully corked.
14 years ago at 10:53 pm^god damnit haha
14 years ago at 3:28 amYou fully torqued my mom? Is that a play on my name? OMG you used pee too. This guy is a god damn genius coming up with witty original jokes on TFM. When does your stand up dvd come out?
14 years ago at 7:50 am^ just stop.
14 years ago at 10:32 am^
14 years ago at 11:13 amSecond
He is making fun of your name because you care so much, bud.
14 years ago at 3:14 pmIt’s not a standup, it’s a sit down. Your mom is the leading role. “What Goes in, Must Come Out” hits shelves on April 15th of this year. Let me know if you want a personally autographed copy.
14 years ago at 5:39 pm^I’m told to stop and this guy is writing this shit?
14 years ago at 7:08 pm^I was just trying to be polite and answer your question. I figured you deserved at least that much because you did ask a lot of questions. I did share a very intimate, yet raunchy and probably highly illegal, weekend with the woman that breast fed you and I’m sorry you found out this way and that you disapprove. However, we are in love and are going to use the proceeds from the DVD to get married in PEEkskill, NY (more liberal sex laws) and she will be my yellow nectar queen for life. Now shut the fuck up and stop commenting back because this abuse you put yourself through is worse than your moms butt after I rail some diuretics.
GodsPEEd,
14 years ago at 10:55 pmYour Future Step Daddy
^urine4 for the fucking win
13 years ago at 10:13 am