1. NativeFloridaCracker

      Shoving styrofoam cups in you are anal cavity. ^ he’s right, doesn’t work.

      12 years ago at 2:03 pm
    2. Proud Devry Alum

      Hey Fuckstick, if I want to interchange their/they’re/there or your/you’re or two/too/to I will do it. Hell, sometimes I’ll toss the wrong one in their just to keep you on you’re toes. Now glad go masterbate a small child. Thanks.

      12 years ago at 2:04 pm
    3. Proud Devry Alum

      If you are a master masturbater you are referred to as a masterbater. I’m surprised you don’t know that, coming from a Tennessean who jerks 7 homeless dudes off in the back alley of your srathouse.

      12 years ago at 2:09 pm
  1. Danny Devitbro

    5 to 1 says the intern posts every submission that has the words “country club” in it.

    12 years ago at 1:33 pm
    1. UK_KA

      People need to stop using the term “Try Hard.” Who the fuck doesn’t try hard at what they do?… If you don’t what’s the damn point?

      12 years ago at 3:36 pm
    2. iRage

      The problem is you’re trying hard to seem affluent and cool. People who are affluent or cool don’t try hard to be so, they just are. ClassyFratter used “try hard” appropriately in this situation. If it was about making good grades in school or something of the like your argument would be valid, but as is you’re just a huge douche.

      12 years ago at 4:19 pm
    3. Dieu et Les Slams

      There are a lot of negative comments here. I would just like to say, that I approve this TFM and appreciate what this fraternity man is getting at. Let’s not debate over the frattiness of styrofoam. It’s a waste of our time. Instead, let us focus on how great our country is where we can go to the golf course and play a round while drinking domestics, and then afterwards stop by either the locker room lounge or even a the pool bar to grab a “to-go” bourbon and coke which is probably served in a styrofoam (but not necessarily) cup emblazoned with your country club logo. Just enjoy that thought. That’s all he’s saying. R/R 2012.

      12 years ago at 6:47 pm
    4. FlRSTpostOX

      I agree with UK KA. What happened to the days when we could wear American flag shirts, chug makers, blast wagon wheel, wear bowties and suits in casual settings, talk down to geeds, wear 4 inch inseams, and display a completely TFTC attitude about it. Shoot nobody even talks about bows ‘n toes anymore, it’s just “take a lap” or “chug bleach” now. Dadgummit I’m pissed now. Probably won’t even first dick perry’s video now.

      12 years ago at 7:18 pm
    5. UK_KA

      ^ FUCK YES THANK YOU!! Finally somebody else gets it… THIS IS TFM FOR SHITS SAKE… This is not a place to be polite and considerate of others. It’s a website where all frat stars can speak and act as FRAT as fucking possible.

      12 years ago at 7:38 pm
    6. UK_KA

      ^Read my name you illiterate fuck… I’m a KA at Kentucky… I’m a sophomore. Lace up pledge bitch

      12 years ago at 9:59 pm
    1. Douglas MacArthur

      It’s not the cup in and of itself that is frat, but rather the implied drink in the cup that is taken to-go. Joke Explainer, we desperately need you as the average IQ of the commenter continues to plummet.

      12 years ago at 7:42 pm
    2. LEGENwaitforitDARY

      ^ This guy gets it. I miss the very short lived moments of The Joke Explainer

      12 years ago at 8:34 pm