A preemptive fist bump with the slam to avoid the hug as you walk her out of the house. TFM. FratstarinNE13 years ago
ChopBlockAndRawDog Shooting her and bludgeoning her lifeless body with a cricket bat TOscarPistoriusM 13 years ago at 1:56 pm
loCALlegend I prefer the obscene make out+ass slap farewell…but hey, I’m a romantic 13 years ago at 3:03 pm
vineyardvinecock He took off her skirt and there was something swinging down in his face! 13 years ago at 2:46 am
OurHero so, you don’t like girls touching you? That begs the question, well you know where I’m going with this 13 years ago at 10:44 pm
Shooting her and bludgeoning her lifeless body with a cricket bat TOscarPistoriusM
13 years ago at 1:56 pmNo legs, no problem.
13 years ago at 6:45 pm^ for him or for when I finish with her?
13 years ago at 12:03 amI prefer the obscene make out+ass slap farewell…but hey, I’m a romantic
13 years ago at 3:03 pmhaha you call that romantic?
13 years ago at 9:19 am^you best be trollin, boy
13 years ago at 3:26 pmYour slam is a dude.
13 years ago at 3:43 pmHe took off her skirt and there was something swinging down in his face!
13 years ago at 2:46 amIt puts the lotion on its skin
13 years ago at 4:52 pmFucking reposts. Go fucking die.
13 years ago at 5:30 pmso, you don’t like girls touching you? That begs the question, well you know where I’m going with this
13 years ago at 10:44 pm