Taking a cab to your Friday morning classes because of a questionable BAC level. TFM.

    1. better_than_you

      ^^ this. Taking a cab anywhere, NF. Call a pledge or cover one eye and haul ass.

      12 years ago at 3:29 pm
    2. BamaForRomney

      Drunk driving is actually NF. Only poor people do it because they can’t afford a cab or they don’t have pledges.

      12 years ago at 7:10 pm
    3. ImNateHlggers

      I have the money an pledges, I just do it for the thrill and the tingling sensation in my balls.

      12 years ago at 9:37 pm
    1. Chipper_Jones

      Only if you powerpoint while your friend takes a picture of you fucking a girl in the ass while reading Decision Points.

      12 years ago at 3:29 pm
    2. ImNateHlggers

      Where’s the blow? And that bitch better be a hooker that you plan on murdering later.

      12 years ago at 5:48 pm
  1. NoChiffarobesInHere

    Realizing that cops sleep on Friday mornings and doing it anyway. TFM.

    12 years ago at 1:06 am