You sir may not be a pussy but may be an idiot. You probably spent a shitload of money on dumb shit for a slampiece some other guy will be fucking in a few weeks anyways. This is the only day of the year I could care less to get laid.
Are you guys seriously? Shady Broaks is the only one that doesn’t sound like a goddamn poor. I would never fucking drink red label. When was the last time I worried about how much money I spent on someone? never. When’s the last time I was disappointed when an old slampiece left and a new one came? never.
Shady BROaks, congratulations, you just lost a shit ton of money on some slampiece that will be gone in a few weeks. As for the dude from Nebraska, he will probably still get laid because he is a frat star.
Shady Broaks, first you probably could not even taste a difference between red and blue. secondly talking about “affording” doesn’t make you cool either, you can have it or not. and finally ITS CALLED SCOTCH YOU DUMB GDI
But having a Johnnie Walker Blue Label King George Edition at the plantation just for turkey hunting is FaF!
You sir are a pussy. 2 reasons, apparently you cannot get laid or afford a decent bottle of whisky.
14 years ago at 11:50 amYou sir may not be a pussy but may be an idiot. You probably spent a shitload of money on dumb shit for a slampiece some other guy will be fucking in a few weeks anyways. This is the only day of the year I could care less to get laid.
14 years ago at 12:16 pmCome on man… although Red Label isn’t quite the greatest, if it is your ‘typical’ whiskey you’re doing better than 90% of Greeks…
14 years ago at 12:22 pmSouthernByGodsGrace….one of the best posts ever.
14 years ago at 2:13 pmAre you guys seriously? Shady Broaks is the only one that doesn’t sound like a goddamn poor. I would never fucking drink red label. When was the last time I worried about how much money I spent on someone? never. When’s the last time I was disappointed when an old slampiece left and a new one came? never.
14 years ago at 3:26 pmbromaha.
14 years ago at 11:56 amShady BROaks, congratulations, you just lost a shit ton of money on some slampiece that will be gone in a few weeks. As for the dude from Nebraska, he will probably still get laid because he is a frat star.
14 years ago at 12:28 pmNever drink Red Label, even if it’s mixed with coke. Black label at the least.
14 years ago at 2:57 pmRed Label = NF. Black Label = TFM. Blue Label = FaF.
14 years ago at 3:12 pmif it’s a twist cap its not a TFM
14 years ago at 3:32 pmRed Label is Dick Cheney’s drink of choice. I think that qualifies it as a TFM.
14 years ago at 5:08 pmBlack gold and blue are all acceptable choices.
14 years ago at 11:58 pmreal fratstars only drink blue
14 years ago at 10:53 pmShady Broaks, first you probably could not even taste a difference between red and blue. secondly talking about “affording” doesn’t make you cool either, you can have it or not. and finally ITS CALLED SCOTCH YOU DUMB GDI
But having a Johnnie Walker Blue Label King George Edition at the plantation just for turkey hunting is FaF!
14 years ago at 1:53 pm