I prefer to tie them up with rope before I throw them in the trunk after threatening to impregnate them. Bags can lead to suffocation if not done properly. Under the normal time constraints of a kidnapping and assault, rope is just simpler.
Earth to matilda: I didn’t actually mean it was homosexual-gay, but more like a stupid-gay. But on a more serious note, yes that is a pretty cheesy line.
This might be the gayest thing I’ve ever heard.
14 years ago at 11:58 amHow?
14 years ago at 12:12 pmSaying one line such as this bags a slam. FaF.
14 years ago at 12:16 pmI prefer to tie them up with rope before I throw them in the trunk after threatening to impregnate them. Bags can lead to suffocation if not done properly. Under the normal time constraints of a kidnapping and assault, rope is just simpler.
14 years ago at 12:18 pmv FratMedic cannot comment very successfully
14 years ago at 12:51 pmnothins gayer than have raw dog sex with women eh rooski? fuckin A brother…
14 years ago at 4:50 pmEarth to matilda: I didn’t actually mean it was homosexual-gay, but more like a stupid-gay. But on a more serious note, yes that is a pretty cheesy line.
14 years ago at 5:12 pmCan we just stop with all the “earth to’s”?
14 years ago at 5:23 pmUgh no It’s not like we think we’re actually in a control tower trying to reach outer space aliens or something ok.
14 years ago at 9:30 pm^ it just had to be a pike that said it…
14 years ago at 12:28 pm^this. Learn to use the reply button next time
14 years ago at 12:43 pm^this
14 years ago at 12:44 pm^ not that
14 years ago at 3:43 pmboats and hoes>
14 years ago at 4:59 pmbows ‘n toes v
14 years ago at 5:51 pmsomeone needs to make that a song
14 years ago at 6:14 pmGuessing by the state you are from…. either she’s not pretty or you’re just poor. Probably both.
14 years ago at 1:18 pmUNLs Greek girls are pretty attractive. almost balances out the shit ton of asians that infest the school.
14 years ago at 4:16 pmGirls at Lincoln are sexy. Visit sometime and you will find out.
14 years ago at 12:40 amUNL girls are attractive to UNL guys, not to the rest of the country’s standards
14 years ago at 6:57 amwish i could like this twice.
14 years ago at 9:21 pm