"You're too pretty for condoms." TFM.

    1. The Piker

      I prefer to tie them up with rope before I throw them in the trunk after threatening to impregnate them. Bags can lead to suffocation if not done properly. Under the normal time constraints of a kidnapping and assault, rope is just simpler.

      13 years ago at 12:18 pm
    2. rooster cogburn

      nothins gayer than have raw dog sex with women eh rooski? fuckin A brother…

      13 years ago at 4:50 pm
    3. Rooski1586

      Earth to matilda: I didn’t actually mean it was homosexual-gay, but more like a stupid-gay. But on a more serious note, yes that is a pretty cheesy line.

      13 years ago at 5:12 pm
    4. BROdeur

      Ugh no It’s not like we think we’re actually in a control tower trying to reach outer space aliens or something ok.

      13 years ago at 9:30 pm
  1. Last of the Brohican

    Guessing by the state you are from…. either she’s not pretty or you’re just poor. Probably both.

    13 years ago at 1:18 pm
    1. Wastinshells

      UNLs Greek girls are pretty attractive. almost balances out the shit ton of asians that infest the school.

      13 years ago at 4:16 pm
    2. never BROke

      UNL girls are attractive to UNL guys, not to the rest of the country’s standards

      13 years ago at 6:57 am