Whoever is telling girls that a HJ with the tip in her mouth constitutes a beej needs to shut the fuck up. TFM.

  1. Fratstar Runner

    Bitches need to work the shaft man. Oral isn’t just vaginal with a mouth dude.

    14 years ago at 9:14 pm
    1. rooster cogburn

      totally dude, sluts gots to get that shaft ALLLL the fuckin way down bromani jones and then work that motherfucker with some violent tongue action, ayatollah bromeini. sorority women, although they need their direction at times via a strong Harvey Peekar type look, usually know the score. save the bitches title for some townie with seven hair colors and a sun tattoo to the upper right of her vagina who beejes you behind a bar dumpster one day, not sorostitutes.

      14 years ago at 8:37 am
    2. Bob Barker is my bro

      I think I understood him, girls must take the whole dick in their mouths and sorority chicks usually know how to so it. The name “bitch” usually refers to a local hippy chick of the college town who blew him behind a dumpster.

      14 years ago at 1:12 pm
  2. CallMeFratDaddy

    Complaining about her poor BJ skills on TFM as opposed to grabbing that bitch’s head and showing her how it’s done while she’s doing it. NF.

    14 years ago at 10:37 pm
    1. JT

      this. any kind of sex is only as bad as you fail to communicate/slam your cock down her throat.

      14 years ago at 11:10 pm
    2. alpha gamma brho

      “What’s the difference between jelly and jam? You can’t jelly your dick down a girls throat.”

      14 years ago at 2:04 am
    1. TheFrasters

      I see what you’re trying to do with your username, but the election is in 2012

      14 years ago at 1:12 am
    2. Oprah Is A Dyke

      This is a TSM. I know the girl who wrote it. And she’s in the 2013 class

      14 years ago at 5:51 am
    3. BROld Spice

      Perhaps it’s because whoever would take over as the next president wouldn’t do so until 2013.

      Just a guess.

      14 years ago at 10:53 am
  3. Bronald Trump

    Someone posted it before and they said it best: “My opinion on handjobs is the same as mine on government, why have someone else do something that you can do better?”

    14 years ago at 5:34 pm