She did good on Valentine's Day.

    1. NewMemberEd

      Giving your fratdaddy a gift that only allows him to drink in moderation while expressing your love. RSM.

      13 years ago at 3:41 pm
    1. The_Chilis_Guy

      My dick. Only weighs a gram and instantly goes off. Oh the joys of having a tiny penis.

      13 years ago at 3:00 pm
  1. fratitat

    I hope you spike that stupid fucking mug or at least only use it as a spitter. What the fuck is love? I lost the ability to feel emotions halfway through sophomore year.

    13 years ago at 12:11 pm
    1. VelociFratter

      ^^^ enjoy using your sorrow filled tears as lube while you touch yourself for the rest of your life you miserable prick.

      13 years ago at 2:42 pm
  2. hellmaster

    She bought you shitty cigars and $3 worth of liquor?

    And told you she loved you?

    get out, man

    13 years ago at 12:52 pm
    1. hellmaster

      Have you ever smoked a cigar? The majority of Dominican cigars are shit, however, their Cuban counterparts are delicious.

      Both of these are Dominican

      GO FUCK YOURSELF

      13 years ago at 3:46 pm
    2. Mitchapalooza

      ^^If you think Cubans are automatically better because they are harder to get/cost more, then you haven’t smoked a cigar. Sure, the commies to the south make some damn good cigars. But I’ll take a Macanudo or a Fuente any day. The DR makes so many stogies, that there a bound to be a few bad apples. Quit being a try-hard.

      13 years ago at 10:59 pm
    3. Southern Improper

      Why don’t you fucks ever learn. If you drink a certain kind of whiskey, and you enjoy it, it’s good whiskey. If you have a certain type of cigar you like to smoke, given it isn’t a flavored Acid that’s going to stink like an AEPi at Auschwitz, and probably give you the same aftertaste, it’s a good cigar.

      13 years ago at 10:36 am
    4. hellmaster

      Fuente is the exception…Macanudos are shit. Seed and soil are key, majority of manufacturers use cuban seed or a genetic hybrid of cuban seed. So no, just because a cigar is “cuban” doesn’t mean it’s a good cigar, but there is a reason the tobacco and cigar industry is one of their most steady sources of production.

      13 years ago at 11:40 am
  3. fratmeoff

    You are the male version of all those shitty girlfriends who post pictures of flower arrangements on facebook.

    13 years ago at 1:13 pm
    1. better_than_you

      A place for your pen to take a rest. Some might define it as a bed for pens.

      13 years ago at 6:40 pm