1. Jim Bro Laws

      I guess commenting on TFM is better than doing work at work…
      Only 5 more hours of this.

      13 years ago at 10:30 am
    2. frat to the dome

      you guys know how to hook up a second external monitor to a macbook pro by any chance?

      13 years ago at 10:32 am
    3. frat to the dome

      im using vga and running a splitter will duplicate the screen, not add a second one.

      13 years ago at 10:35 am
    4. The Piker

      You can run a second monitor with an HDMI splitter and a monitor driver download on PCs. Sorry, not sure what to do for the Macbook.

      13 years ago at 10:36 am
    5. Fratent Pending

      To contribute to the MacBook screen dilemma, I know they don’t have VGA or hdmi ports so you would have to get an adapter. Also, is it NF to buy pouches just for work so superiors don’t see you dipping on the job? Or is dipping cope straight in the office TFTC?

      13 years ago at 12:06 pm
    1. The Piker

      Put it this way: Pike is very NF, lets say it has 0.05% F…Erie has 0% F, which is really sad, because even Philadelphia has like 0.03% F.

      13 years ago at 10:23 am
    2. Fratfaced

      You’re a fucking geed troll and I hope the Intern(s) blackball you soon. You’ve had nothing constructive to say since you joined – literally every single comment you’ve posted has been either of a shitty nature towards people, or has been a simple “that’s NF”-esque comment.

      To be perfectly honest, posters like you are the reason why this site has started to lose the quality and the humor it once had.

      How about you shut the fuck up, step away from your keyboard, and stop trying to act Frattier-than-thou on every TFM you comment on. You’re a Pike, you’re not fooling anyone by pretending to be the frattiest poster here.

      13 years ago at 10:23 am
    3. XxRushPIKE69xX

      No one in my chapter owns a sailboat so we find different ways to compensate. It kind of sucks because then there’s no point to owning these boat shoes I’ve had since pledgeship, but they’re not really worn out so I can try and resell them or something at Payless (really good deals there).

      13 years ago at 11:02 am
    4. Penguins and Pearls1

      Just because he lives in Pennsylvania doesn’t mean he cant take the maybe 2 hour drive to the ocean.

      13 years ago at 11:11 am
    5. Jim Bro Laws

      Not to be rude, but if you are going to jump into TFM posts rather then read your TSMs, can you atleast not kill the sarcastic jokes by returning to the boring argument that started it all.

      13 years ago at 11:16 am
    6. The Piker

      She is a bitch who hates me because I am a man and way smarter than her. Just let her go. Eventually she will figure out how to turn off the laptop and use her phone’s GPS to navigate to the kitchen.

      13 years ago at 11:19 am
    7. Penguins and Pearls1

      Yes Piker, I do hate you. Only because you come up with the stupidest jokes and you are rude. Also, sorry Jim Bro.

      13 years ago at 11:36 am
    8. The Piker

      Its an anonymous fucking website. Grow a set of balls and deal with it, or go back to the kitchen, stupid whore.

      13 years ago at 11:41 am
    9. Penguins and Pearls1

      Or I can continue to annoy you like you continue to torture and harass all the women on this site. I’m going to choose that one.

      13 years ago at 12:03 pm
    10. RonFratSaladWhite

      ^Just because this is an anonymous website really doesn’t give you the right to speak to a woman that way. The sexist jokes are funny all day long, but remarks like some of the things you’ve said simply take it to far. It’s really too bad you can hide behind a screen like a little coward. If I saw you verbally abusing a woman like that at a party I would physically abuse the shit out of you. I would hope that it’s the same all over this great nation, but it’s for damn sure that way in Texas. Get some respect, or get the fuck out.

      13 years ago at 12:03 pm
    11. Penguins and Pearls1

      Thank you, RonFrat. I’m sure there are more men than you think on this website that feel the same way.

      13 years ago at 12:15 pm
    12. The Piker

      Well good thing I will never step in the shithole that you call Texas, so i am safe.

      13 years ago at 12:17 pm
    13. The Piker

      Its already seconded, and you didn’t need to 3rd, 4th, and 5th, it, which is what you did. Just say it passed. Bitches and politics don’t mix.

      13 years ago at 12:27 pm
    14. Penguins and Pearls1

      I was simply showing my excitement of you being blackballed. I guess it flew right over your poor little head.

      13 years ago at 12:30 pm
    15. nmech

      Why is every piker a total shit bag? I’m sure once you finally get laid you’ll have some respect for women. I know I’ll have mad respect for the woman who sleeps with you.

      13 years ago at 12:30 pm
    16. The Piker

      Well I am excited by it too. Thats why I seconded it. I cannot wait for them to ban this account. Its gotten tiresome having to keep up with the legendary status of THE PIKER.

      13 years ago at 12:31 pm
    17. Fratent Pending

      Piker you are worthless as fuck, there is suck a thing as being on here a lot at work, and in between doing some fratty activity, but you clearly just need to find a new hobby.

      13 years ago at 4:46 pm
    1. The Piker

      **SpongeBob: Hey Patrick, guess what I am!
      **Patrick: Um, stupid?
      **SpongeBob: No, I’m Texas!
      **Patrick: What’s the difference?

      13 years ago at 12:27 pm
    2. Penguins and Pearls1

      Oh i forgot because you go to my school. Your comebacks are getting better and better bud. Really, I enjoy hearing from you.

      13 years ago at 12:31 pm
    3. Penguins and Pearls1

      I don’t even know if that was maybe your tourettes or just your inability to hold a grown up conversation longer than five minutes.

      13 years ago at 12:37 pm
    4. The Piker

      Wow. Thats not fucking funny. My brother has Tourettes and Bipolor Disorder. You are really going to mock a 5 year old just to insult his brother?

      13 years ago at 12:38 pm
    5. The Piker

      WOW ITS NOT MY FAULT I HAVE BLACK PARENTS WHO RAISED ME POORLY BECAUSE OF THEIR GENETIC INFERIORITY. YOU ARE A RACIST BITCH.

      13 years ago at 12:43 pm
    6. The Piker

      STOP IT I TOLD YOU THAT MY PARENTS ARE TO BLAME FOR MY LACK OF INTELLIGENCE. ALSO IT IS HARD TO HIT THE APOSTOPHE WHEN HOLDING IN SHIFT BECAUSE I REFUSE TO USE CAPSLOCK. WHEN YOU HIT APOSTROPHE IT DOES QUOTATION MARKS. THAT IS ANOTHER REASON I DO NOT USE IT BESIDES MY BLACK UPBRINGING. I ALSO TEND YOU FINISH PLURALZ WITH Z ON OCCASION. FOR REALZ.

      13 years ago at 12:46 pm
    7. Penguins and Pearls1

      Apostrophe*. Piker, just give it up. You’re now sounding less annoying and more pathetic. I feel bad. Not because of your black parents, but because you crave so much attention that you come on here because you don’t get enough female interaction in the real world.

      13 years ago at 12:51 pm
    8. Davy Crockett

      Piker, you piss me off most of the time, but this conversation is hilarious. Penguins and Pearls, just stop, sweetheart. I hope you’ve figured out that no matter what you say the piker will say something ridiculous back.

      13 years ago at 1:07 pm
    1. Prefferedshacker

      @Hazement, I don’t have a vagina, so thanks for showing TFM that Pikes are truly homosexuals. Secondly, my pubes are infinitely more frat than the frattiest chapter of Pike could dream of. Go play hide and fuck yourself while eating broken glass.

      13 years ago at 9:49 pm
    1. Sir Fratwell

      icehoused has brought this thread back to the standards TFM should hold itself to. You motor boatin’ son of a bitch.

      13 years ago at 2:39 pm