Slam asked me to walk her home because it's dark and dangerous at 2am. Replied, "It's 5 o'clock somewhere" and passed back out. TFM.

  1. Obama is a cactus

    There’s something about your name, but I just can’t put a finger on it.

    13 years ago at 8:12 pm
    1. bubbahog

      Hell yea, that’s right. Treat those slams like what they are, life support systems for vagina’s. TFM

      13 years ago at 1:33 am
  2. Eighteen Fifty Five

    There are times where it’s ok to be an asshole, but a girl’s safety doesn’t fall under that category.

    13 years ago at 8:28 pm
  3. Oprah Is A Dyke

    If a girl asks you to walk her to her car or house, you do it. Scratch that, you should do it without asking her.

    13 years ago at 8:33 pm
    1. sorostitute_UT

      one more reason I would make you a sandwich… if you are being serious that is.

      13 years ago at 9:32 pm
  4. Nattys and Fattys

    Not being a gentleman NF. Plus I think you’re trying to hard on this one.

    13 years ago at 8:38 pm
    1. TheWoolyGoat

      I can honestly say, I wish I’d thought of the name “Nate Higgers” first. Frat on good sir

      13 years ago at 9:12 pm
  5. BrosephBracale

    It’s not like you’re going to fucking cuddle with them. Getting a woman back safely is something you should always do and joking about it shows your horrible sense of humor.

    13 years ago at 8:39 pm
    1. Davy Crockett

      Where I come from we don’t elect interns. But at least you got your point across.

      13 years ago at 9:01 pm
    2. FrattinWithClass

      Following a motion to ball the current douchebag intern for letting this crap clear.

      13 years ago at 7:23 am
    1. Bid

      Bad site, bad grammar, worse posts. I was on it for possibly 20 seconds and already grammar mistakes and generally poor writing abound.

      13 years ago at 1:38 am
  6. FratTater

    If I were nailing my Pike pledge brother, I would be scared to walk back to my room too…

    13 years ago at 9:18 pm