Slam asked me to walk her home because it's dark and dangerous at 2am. Replied, "It's 5 o'clock somewhere" and passed back out. TFM.

  1. FrederickHermanJones

    You appear to be the epitome of class and chivalry. With a name like that, you’ll definitely get that job you’ve always wanted. Keep on fighting the good fight. You don’t need any encouraging words from me though, I’m sure I’m just preaching to the choir.

    13 years ago at 9:37 pm
  2. Raged and Confused

    If she insists on going home, you walk her home. Even if she wasn’t any good. Fucking douche.

    13 years ago at 11:27 pm
  3. The 21st

    We treat women better than that in the North. You sir, are an embarassment to your state.

    13 years ago at 11:34 pm
  4. blazerNkhakis

    i have no idea why this gets published and none of my TFMs do.. Jimmy buffet quote .. AEKDB

    13 years ago at 11:37 pm
  5. Fratural State

    Having a father around during Your childhood to teach you how to be a gentleman, TFM.

    13 years ago at 2:17 am
  6. EQK

    Its shit like that which pisses off entire sororities. Congradulations 9inch you just cockblocked yourself.

    13 years ago at 4:30 am