Periodically calling the courthouse just to make sure there are no warrants out for my arrest. TFM.

    1. Tits or GTFO

      You’ve gone from hilarious to quoting the fast and furious. Quite a slippery slope you’ve gone down OIAD.

      14 years ago at 1:32 am
    2. ImBarneyStinson

      I must admit, the classic Oprah we all know and love needs to make a comeback.

      14 years ago at 1:22 pm
    3. BROnard Ramsey

      I think it’s an impostor. I’d like to think the real oprah wouldn’t post something like this.

      14 years ago at 2:27 pm
  1. ImBarneyStinson

    Always upholding and obeying the law despite your peers not following the same morally righteous path. #RFM

    14 years ago at 1:24 pm
    1. FaFTexas

      Not following a morally righteous path and getting all the ladies. TBarneyStinsonM

      14 years ago at 1:27 pm