Get up after you break the table. Grab one of the broken legs, and repeatedly shove it in and out of your asshole until it gets nice and bloody. Begin to lick it. Then grab your dog, and shove it in and out of his ass, and it will get even bloodier. Drink it again. Finally eat the stick.
First?
12 years ago at 4:31 pmWHAT IF YOUR DOG SOUL WAS A PERSON THAT DIED AND THATS WHY YOUR DOG AND CAT LOVE YOU SO MUCH,
12 years ago at 9:48 amWAT IF ANIMALS ARE DEAD HUMANS – Lil B
SOMEWHERE BETWEEN FIRST AND LAST
12 years ago at 6:10 pmEllen Degeneres, you’re so generous
12 years ago at 9:43 pm…and then it broke.
12 years ago at 4:31 pmyea that’s what fuckin happens when you dunk on a ping pong table. it’s awesome you should try it sometime.
12 years ago at 11:05 pmI mean i know everyone on this site it a billionaire but i just don’t feel like whipping out $2,500 for a new table.
12 years ago at 11:35 amwhere the fuck do you buy a $2500 ping pong table? and yes we are all billionaires. some of us trillionaires.
12 years ago at 7:14 pmI can’t speak for everybody here but I am a quintillionaire, and I know a few TFM users are even septillionaires.
12 years ago at 7:49 am$2500 for a new beer pong table? You sir must not have pledges.
12 years ago at 8:59 pm^^Since when does FIRSTpostOX say something other than “FIRST?”
12 years ago at 12:51 pm^^^ It spoke! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NefM2gVo9mw
12 years ago at 7:45 pmHe’s reaching for the cock. How appropriate.
12 years ago at 5:55 pmHold mah diiiiiiiick!
12 years ago at 7:55 pmI PUT THE TEAM ON MY BACK
12 years ago at 12:33 amHand on the table? Disqualified.
12 years ago at 6:42 pmUSC Go Cocks!
12 years ago at 7:11 pm^Fuckin right
12 years ago at 12:45 amYour cocks looked pretty flaccid at the college world series…
12 years ago at 10:50 amThey were pretty erect in ’10 and ’11 and then just let that last nut slip a little too early
12 years ago at 2:30 pmGamecock Nation
12 years ago at 10:48 amI’ve seen people break the elbow rule before, but never with their knee.
12 years ago at 11:34 am^
12 years ago at 3:24 pmNice name
12 years ago at 2:27 pmGet up after you break the table. Grab one of the broken legs, and repeatedly shove it in and out of your asshole until it gets nice and bloody. Begin to lick it. Then grab your dog, and shove it in and out of his ass, and it will get even bloodier. Drink it again. Finally eat the stick.
12 years ago at 3:21 pmI like this guy.
12 years ago at 3:22 pm^ His name is very confusing. Also his fetish for bloody assholes….
Now that I think about it, those two kind of add up.
12 years ago at 3:28 pm^ Its the TKE way. They pinch up, you slap her and still go in.
12 years ago at 3:31 pmLaps for missing the reply button
12 years ago at 5:25 pmFuck.. I’ll run laps until i collapse.
12 years ago at 5:27 pmReady. Go.
12 years ago at 11:22 amuhhhhhhh internet
12 years ago at 11:08 pm