I had 99 problems, but the pledges fixed most of them. TFM.

  1. commentsonwrongpost

    requesting another BJ, receiving said BJ, then asking her to leave b/c you have class, then not going to class. TFM

    13 years ago at 3:14 pm
    1. incendiary_comment

      You better get outta here boy this town ain’t big enough for the both of us!

      13 years ago at 3:17 pm
    2. guywhowearssperrys

      Don’t listen to him commentsonwrongpost. Word through the grapevine is he got a blowjob from a tranny and one time, he didn’t haze a pledge *gasp*

      13 years ago at 3:24 pm
    3. incendiary_comment

      Wow asshole I told you about the time I didn’t haze a pledge in confidence. That’s a very sensitive subject for me. Oh and everyone this guy doesn’t even wear sperrys he wears sebagos.

      13 years ago at 3:32 pm
    4. guywhowearssperrys

      First off your a fucking liar, I own ten different kinds of sperrys. I bet your not even in a frat you geed.

      13 years ago at 4:53 pm
    5. incendiary_comment

      First off I am in a frat, geed. It’s called TKE and I was in a 100 person pledge class. I bet your lame ass frat only had a 50 person pledge class or something lame like that. Oh and your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

      13 years ago at 10:24 am
    6. Old Milwaukee

      ^Nobody cares how big your pledge class was, TKE. I bet you don’t even know half of them.

      13 years ago at 11:16 am
    7. HazeWellington

      Oh he was in TKE. So he’s in a fraternity AND he’s a geed. That was a curveball.

      13 years ago at 1:29 pm
    8. guywhowearssperrys

      Oh yeah your in TKE, well I’m in Pike and we had a 5 person pledge class. Cuz you know brotherhood and stuff. Also its so much easier to roofie girls when you have less pledge brothers, cuz theres always THAT ONE GUY who has to be all moral and stuff and say that roofieing girls is wrong. I hate that guy. Anyway I’m so much more frat than you bro. My dad owns like ten private jets, one for each of his huge mansions. I bet you don’t even have a vacation home you pussy creep fuck.

      13 years ago at 3:31 pm
    1. Fratty Couples PGA

      watch who you say that to, I am drot nunk. I bet you are black as tar, and all your illegitimate offspring are little fucking tarbabies too. I hope you get AIDS

      12 years ago at 11:20 pm
    1. ImNateHlggers

      I hung out with a black guy once… Well, come to think of it, he actually did all of the hanging…

      13 years ago at 12:01 am
  2. shakeit4me

    Don’t let SFPL see this, he’ll probably make a column of 99 problems pledges fix.

    13 years ago at 8:14 am
    1. lemmekappacig

      pledges dont have pussies, they just are pussies. which is why they can’t fix all of them

      13 years ago at 12:01 pm