We have the beach; you have a corn field. We go to Vegas for the weekend; you go to your mountain shanties. We have perfect weather year round; you have rain, snow, and humidity. PAC 10 > SEC and ACC. Our women are the finest in the world. Oh yeah, Nixon AND Reagan. TFM.

    1. RamBRO

      Oh yeah? How’s Texas doing this year? And Florida? I thought they were supposed to be “good.” You can’t compete with the dynasty that is USC football. Even with NCAA sanctions, we’re better than you. Always will be.

      15 years ago at 5:50 pm
    2. Tom Selleck

      Can’t compete with the dynasty that is USC football? Sorry, but have you ever heard of Alabama? Yeah, that’s what I thought.

      15 years ago at 10:29 pm
    3. lanefuckingkiffinbro

      17-10 is the record of usc vs sec
      Last 10 years its 4-0 suck on those statistics you Southern GDI pieces of shit

      15 years ago at 6:48 am
  1. The Fratue of Lib.erty

    Your girls in Cali cannot touch the level of gorgeous and classy southern women in the SEC. You have your beaches, we have the gulf, outside of Oregon, your football is a joke. We drink harder, have better slampieces, have more class, and have better sports. But hey you have Pelosi and surfing, enjoy getting ripped off by your elected officials as you shred the gnar you liberal Cali GDIs.

    15 years ago at 5:48 pm
  2. Remember the alaBro

    Why try and say that one region is better than another? Wherever you go there are going to be frat stars and GDIs. Some places have more of each than others. An individual in Cali may very well frat as hard as those in the south and a GDI in Georgia may be more of a hippy liberal douche than anyone in California. Regardless of location or the actions of those around you, one must always adhere to their fraternal principals and always frat as hard as possible.

    15 years ago at 5:55 pm
  3. Fuck the liberal gdi's

    Ya’ll California gdi’s grew up in the city driving your environmental friendly cars. Nf. I grew up on my family’s cotton farm driving a Z-71. TFM.

    15 years ago at 5:58 pm
    1. Fratastic

      So being a back-roads country bumpkin is fratty? Yeah I’m a city kid, that means my life experience > your family incest.

      15 years ago at 6:04 pm
    2. The South

      You’re a city kid? Well, that means you’re a GDI cumstain who would never get a bid in the South.

      15 years ago at 6:07 pm
    3. USC sorostitute

      WERE SAVING THE ENVIRONMENT WHILE YOU BACKWOODS SOUTHERNERS DESTROY THE EARRRRTTTTTHHHHHH!!

      15 years ago at 6:26 pm
    4. BROnald Reagan

      USC sorostitute–that’s hilarious. Yeah go save the world you ignorant liberal GDI. Good luck. You’re so hip and cool.

      15 years ago at 6:30 pm
    5. Stars n' Bars

      Hey “fratastic”. How about you eat some granola in your prius? Its called Gods country for a reason. Dont get mad that youve never driven a car that wasnt a LEV or that didnt have a 4 cylinder.

      15 years ago at 6:39 pm
    6. Fratastic

      Actually, I drive an Audi S4. It’s a 4.2L v8, 6 speed manual with AWD. Gets 13 city, 20 highway.

      Just for the record.

      15 years ago at 12:33 am
    7. southern srat

      USC sorostitute….GO AWAY. we can’t destroy the earth if we never leave the South, sweetheart. you’re not saving the environment. and please refrain from associating yourself with the word “sorostitute” because lord knows a real sorostitute would not DARE come onto TFM talking about environmental psycho babble. so you go ahead and ride around in your little smart car, while i ride shotgun in my fratdaddy’s tahoe.

      15 years ago at 12:16 am
    8. west is best

      Having your first car be a RAPTOR- TFM.. Being from the south and imbreeding-NF

      14 years ago at 3:57 am
  4. Frat Bitches, Make TrustFunds

    Doesn’t being a homosexual automatically take you off the list of the fraternal gods? Not to mention that California is the place where GDI’s go to breed, the one good school you do have is being ran by a EX-SEC coach and just because Katy Perry says you have good looking girls does not make it true. Because all of those reside in Alabama (and a few schools that actually have a REAL Greek system) Go be liberal somewhere else because I can tell you right now, no one from this website (or any real fratstar) wants you here.

    15 years ago at 6:21 pm
    1. Brochard Nixon

      What’s wrong with a girl who’s down for having another girl in bed with you?

      15 years ago at 12:30 am
  5. Vinny Vines

    I’m pretty sure every Southern Fratstar here would wipe their ass with your west coast gdi bid card, then wipe their black lab’s ass with your graphic tee.

    15 years ago at 6:21 pm
    1. Fratty like Natty

      I blame all the public school educations. Public schools are for GDIs who can’t afford to frat.

      15 years ago at 6:44 pm
    2. Frattdaddy

      Going to a prestigious boarding school in the northeast. TFM. Gaining acceptance to 3 ivy league schools but choosing to go to school in the SEC instead. TFM.

      15 years ago at 6:49 pm