We have the beach; you have a corn field. We go to Vegas for the weekend; you go to your mountain shanties. We have perfect weather year round; you have rain, snow, and humidity. PAC 10 > SEC and ACC. Our women are the finest in the world. Oh yeah, Nixon AND Reagan. TFM.

  1. Ole South

    There is a reason the best frat houses look like the plantation homes of the south.

    15 years ago at 7:34 pm
  2. Bill Bro'Reilly

    If you google “California Frat”, a bunch of naked dudes come up on the first page. True story.

    15 years ago at 8:14 pm
    1. the duke 1855

      i didn’t believe it and by god i wish i would have, this post is 100% true and google has shown California’s true colors, it’s a rainbow

      15 years ago at 5:26 am
  3. frat hard, frat often

    I have lived in the South my entire life and I have never even seen, yet alone been in, a corn field or a mountain shantie (what ever the hell that is). Get over yourself you stupid fuck. SEC or die!

    15 years ago at 8:39 pm
  4. Hotty Toddy

    I’m going to bet that you, Mr. Silly and the USC Mafia, have never ventured down South. And if you say Florida, I rest my case. Vegas for the weekend? Been there done that. Nothing but a bunch of losers. My hot friends and I got into all the exclusive clubs (and were paraded in while you waited in line). We’ve done it right. Not interested. I’d much rather be paraded past pledges waiting to sign the pledge list to get into fraternity parties.

    15 years ago at 8:49 pm
  5. Bro

    USC having to break NCAA rules to produce a heaisman. NF
    SEC 4-peating in the NCAA championship.TFM
    Go surf and starve yourself to death in Beverly Hills, I prefer to keep frattin’ in the South.

    15 years ago at 8:58 pm
  6. Boom

    You can talk about the PAC10 being better when they win a national championship again.

    15 years ago at 9:04 pm
  7. Get On My Level

    Rain makes corn, corn makes whiskey, whiskey makes my southern belle slampieces mighty frisky

    15 years ago at 9:06 pm
  8. Sir Frats Alot

    I have lived in alabama all of my life and have only once seen snow you ignorant fuck.

    15 years ago at 10:17 pm
    1. BROnald Reagan

      You’re obviously not from the South. I wish you would move too…make sure to send in your absentee ballot on time so you can re-elect Pelosi.

      15 years ago at 10:31 pm
  9. The South

    According to this ignoramus, in California it never rains or snows. Seems like an outrageous proposal.

    15 years ago at 10:29 pm