Bonnaroo VIP tickets to enjoy the music while distancing myself as far from the commoners as possible. TFM.

    1. coldbrewski

      stop trying too hard. Jesus Christ. It’s a gigantic four day party. Shut the hell up.

      14 years ago at 9:08 am
    2. Bass

      Minnebrota’s right. There’s a lot of great people playing at Bonnaroo this year, but I’d rather see them up close in a bar than in a mud field surrounded by mohawks, cargo shorts, and dirty hippy armpits.

      14 years ago at 9:41 am
    3. Old Row Old Money

      Don’t worry, I’m sure Mall of America is having something that thuper kewl tough guys like you can do this weekend…

      14 years ago at 9:42 am
    4. DaBruce

      Minnebrota Im not surprised to hear that coming from a yankee. Bonnaroo is a chance to eat weird shit, get fucked up, laugh at dirty hippies, and take the slam to the RV for some enhanced action.

      14 years ago at 10:06 am
    5. sigepscalpha

      ^This.

      Seriously. Jam bands and the like are ok to a point, however, there is a limit to the hipster dipster douchebagery that one must endure along with it. He’s not trying too hard. He’s right on point. I wouldn’t like to spend a couple days out in the fields faced one-to-one with a bunch of geeds that think you’re they Earth brother too or some shit. Maybe one set with a decent band tops.

      14 years ago at 1:00 am
    6. Minnebrota Brophers

      I hope you stupid fucks looked at those pictures below, GTFO. Well put sigep.

      14 years ago at 8:03 am
  1. Federalist

    you gotta be TFTC about the dirty hippies and geeds at festivals. once you get past the nasty people and eat something funky you’ll be in heaven.

    14 years ago at 10:12 am
    1. Eugenia

      There is not a single “TFM experience” to be had at Fan Fair. Nashville is fantastic every other week of the year, but the influx of geed tourists for this week makes it horrible.

      14 years ago at 11:31 am
    2. Skeeter

      I live in Hendersonville, and work in Murfreesboro, CMA fest sucks ass. and I got hammered last night at the Riverstone in M-Boro with the cast of Workaholics, they were heading on to Bonnaroo. Dont forget all the fucking mullets in Chattanooga for Riverbend. everyone knows the real party is in Atlanta for BLADE show.

      14 years ago at 11:47 pm
  2. Johnnie Blue

    I enjoyed some of the VIP amenities when I had guest passes from Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers in 2006, when I wasn’t watching bands form the side of the stage

    14 years ago at 4:21 pm
    1. sigepscalpha

      ^This.

      Slumming it’s one thing, but becoming a worthless filthy geed (even for a weekend) is not worth the shame you bring upon your family and brotherhood.

      14 years ago at 1:06 am
  3. Frat Misogynist

    You are a canker. A sore that won’t go away. I would rather kiss a black person’s asshole than be seen with you.

    12 years ago at 1:02 pm