I’m not quite sure how to to something so fraught with ineptitude, imbecility, and misplaced arrogance. As best I can tell you are either:
a) An illegal foreigner from a third world country, with no knowledge of either the history of America or of the fantastical creation of man called “google” (because a semi-retarded monkey could use google to see that John Hancock did sign his name larger on the Declaration of Independence).
b) Some kind of robot that doesn’t understand the most basic principles of something we normal people like to call ‘humor’
c) A moron.
while I love this TFM, I think Fratstr is contesting the misconception that the Declaration was a direct letter to the King, and also that he signed his name largest specifically so the King would see it first. As president of the CC at the time the Declaration was adopted, he would probably be expected to sign his name prominently, and the the purpose of the Declaration was to inform the colonists, not just the King.
Beast.
14 years ago at 11:24 amIt’s Herbie Hancock
14 years ago at 11:34 amthis ^
14 years ago at 11:44 amTommy Boy. Classic
14 years ago at 12:47 pmWell done, sir
14 years ago at 11:41 amnice move, I’d like to see more badass historical references and less over-used movie references on this site.
14 years ago at 12:01 pmDefinitely agree. Great TFM Sir.
14 years ago at 3:01 pmIt’s about time a true TFM was posted, so sick of the shit being posted lately.
14 years ago at 12:10 pmthen fucking post something yourself. asshole
14 years ago at 12:14 pm^hahahaha. this.
14 years ago at 1:10 pmTouché
14 years ago at 1:29 pmBlack balled
14 years ago at 2:20 pmHaving “cock” in your last name. TFTC.
14 years ago at 3:18 pmbest i’ve ever seen on here
14 years ago at 5:51 pmSadly this isn’t true…but I like the thought.
14 years ago at 6:32 pmI’m not quite sure how to to something so fraught with ineptitude, imbecility, and misplaced arrogance. As best I can tell you are either:
a) An illegal foreigner from a third world country, with no knowledge of either the history of America or of the fantastical creation of man called “google” (because a semi-retarded monkey could use google to see that John Hancock did sign his name larger on the Declaration of Independence).
b) Some kind of robot that doesn’t understand the most basic principles of something we normal people like to call ‘humor’
c) A moron.
I’m going to go with C as my final answer.
14 years ago at 8:33 pmHave you vet seen the Declaration, you fucking commie?
14 years ago at 1:48 amwhile I love this TFM, I think Fratstr is contesting the misconception that the Declaration was a direct letter to the King, and also that he signed his name largest specifically so the King would see it first. As president of the CC at the time the Declaration was adopted, he would probably be expected to sign his name prominently, and the the purpose of the Declaration was to inform the colonists, not just the King.
Here’s a relatively unscholarly article about this, but it’s the clearest and simplest one I could find:
14 years ago at 10:54 amhttp://www.snopes.com/history/american/hancock.asp
Just bought a round of shots and used this as the toast. Well palyed sir.
14 years ago at 11:47 pm