Dropped a deuce and then stood up to pee because I'm not a fucking woman. TFM.

    1. Frat Ryan

      Agreed, if you have to pee and shit, you will do both simultaneously if you’re sitting down.

      13 years ago at 11:53 pm
    2. CaptainBrohab

      Wouldn’t this actually be an example of trying to hard? He is so worried about his self-image and being perceived as a woman, that he physically gets up from his shit to then piss. Sounds like some deep seated insecurity issues with a little mixture of childhood molestation.

      13 years ago at 8:00 am
  1. TheBroZoneLayer

    I hope you wipe first before standing up, you don’t want anything to drip onto your pants.

    13 years ago at 11:54 pm
  2. Keep the Change

    Toilets? As you’ve made clear: we’re men. We don’t need toilets. Urinals: where you shit, piss, and dump spitters.

    13 years ago at 12:10 am
    1. FrattinSinceBirth

      The rest of UT knew you were a pussy when we saw your name. How’s the 14 man pledge class?

      13 years ago at 5:13 pm
    2. PKP1257

      Lola @ UTSNU 14 man pledge class and talking shit. Plus getting your asses beat last night by us. You will always be our bitch.

      13 years ago at 11:37 am
  3. TheFratstarState

    Agreeing with Dropping a deuce and pissing at the same time all while on ur TFM app on the shitter. TFM

    13 years ago at 7:52 am
  4. Douglas Neidermeyer

    What you’ve just wrote is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this website is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

    13 years ago at 1:02 pm
    1. AEKDBroheim

      Wow, that speech hasn’t been referenced on this site 1,000+ times. Also nice name, GDI bitch.

      13 years ago at 7:53 pm
    2. Douglas Neidermeyer

      How does my name make me a GDI bitch? Your a fucking kappa sig, I’ve got your ritual saved online.. So if you wanna talk shit about my name, I could just start talking about yours… How’s that sound?

      13 years ago at 3:11 pm