Mechanic told me I need to wash my breaks off after I go mudding. I told him I'd be sure to let the pledges know. TFM.

    1. INTwoFingersNeatHOC

      ^^Why the fuck do you keep giving your number out. You gay boy? No ones interested slap dick. Take a lap.

      13 years ago at 8:57 am
    1. But its okay, First is the worst, second is the best! Just like Pikes. They are the best!

      13 years ago at 9:41 pm
    2. ^Fuck you, lame means you cant walk and hash tags are for 13 year old girls who want to get filled by fraternity dick. Are you a 13 year old girl who wants to get filled by fratcock?

      13 years ago at 9:45 pm
    3. ^Bro, you can’t use NARP on TFM. NARP is for the gays at barstool of other lower tier websites

      13 years ago at 9:47 pm
    4. ^No, if ^^ wanted it to be gay he would have said Sigma COCKS on Sigma COCKS on PI KAPPS on TKES

      13 years ago at 9:48 pm
    5. I feel bad for you lower tier douche bags who go to schools with TKE, Sig, and Pi Kapp… Pike is upper tier all day, FUCKING GOLDEN RETRIEVER PUPPIES BITCH

      13 years ago at 9:49 pm
    6. ^Clearly you didn’t get a bid from Sigma Chi, or else you wouldn’t be trying to bring up that dumbass rumor about our ritual being about an Eagle flying over the flags of shit.

      13 years ago at 9:51 pm
    7. Copying the Great Fratdusky’s joke of making a mockery of that child rapist’s name. NF. Could someone get Joke Explainer over here and tell this kid to sit on it?

      13 years ago at 6:06 am
    1. FratMuscle

      ^Spell-check isn’t going to show you that something is wrong when the wrong word was used. It only shows mistakes when a word is spelled incorrectly. Breaks is a word, therefore it would not be signaled as a mistake under spell-check.

      13 years ago at 6:51 am
    2. fratanomics

      And I feel like a fucking idiot. That went straight over my head and couldn’t have been more obvious. thanks

      13 years ago at 1:32 pm
    1. Sultan of Twat

      Really? Have you seen the cunt stains that go mudding? Bunch of back-country dbags.

      13 years ago at 6:11 am
    2. PDTChattyFrat

      ^It’s the same place you go to get railed in the ass by your boyfriend you tool.

      13 years ago at 9:56 am
    1. Women Are Not Funny

      Uhh…I think you mean *your. Go hold hands and run laps together, pledge.

      13 years ago at 12:35 pm