Hey great talking with you the other day (I think, I was black out). What was your name again? (says first name) Oh of course I know your first name (first name just recently learned) I was talking about your last name. (Full Name said) “Pat on the back” Good seeing you again. Seriously a great trick.
Because during blackouts there’s no power so it’s difficult to recognize people’s face? I don’t think I get this one.
13 years ago at 12:11 pm^Hell yeah!
13 years ago at 12:40 pmNope, you pretty much nailed it. That’s why we have torches at our frat castle.
13 years ago at 12:44 pmDo you know what a blackout is? Clearly you don’t, otherwise you would understand this post.
13 years ago at 1:34 pmDo you not know what sarcasm is? Clearly you don’t otherwise you would understand this joke.
13 years ago at 1:44 pm^someone doesn’t comprehend sarcasm.
Lap.
13 years ago at 1:44 pmWhy would you have to “act” like you know everyone?
13 years ago at 12:15 pmKnowing everyone without meeting them. TFM
13 years ago at 12:44 pmThat awkward conversation when she tells you that yall have met 5 times
13 years ago at 12:51 pm^usually I just walk away
13 years ago at 1:16 pm^^she must be ugly
13 years ago at 1:45 pmIf she wasn’t cool enough for me to talk to and meet again in the morning, then you should walk away
13 years ago at 3:09 pmI fucked all that subject-verb agreement stuff up on that one. I’ll take a lap
13 years ago at 3:10 pm^yeah that was pretty rough.
13 years ago at 4:28 pmgiving zero fucks about people you meet blacked out. tftc
13 years ago at 12:58 pmbeat me to it
13 years ago at 1:09 pmNO. MORE. MEMORIES!!!!!!
13 years ago at 12:59 pmActing like you know everybody, because everybody knows you. TFM.
13 years ago at 1:33 pmFaking it. TFTC.
13 years ago at 2:32 pmUnless a slam does it.
13 years ago at 4:48 pm^this
13 years ago at 7:52 pmWhat’s a blackout?
13 years ago at 6:09 pmLittle late. Someone took that bad joke already. Now go do your algebra 1 homework
13 years ago at 7:54 pmHey great talking with you the other day (I think, I was black out). What was your name again? (says first name) Oh of course I know your first name (first name just recently learned) I was talking about your last name. (Full Name said) “Pat on the back” Good seeing you again. Seriously a great trick.
13 years ago at 9:57 pm