I am a groomsman in my sister's wedding next Spring. The other two groomsmen: Colt McCoy and Jordan Shipley. TFM.

  1. Rangers Lead The Way

    Congratulations, does this mean you’ll be part of the pre-wedding circle jerk?

    14 years ago at 10:28 pm
  2. HarrisonTx

    Shut the fuck up, national championship speaks for itself. My sisters future husband has a rose bowl national championship ring and has a 7000 acre ranch. TFM

    14 years ago at 10:32 pm
  3. Helen Killer

    It must be awkward being the only person in the room who hasn’t slept with her.

    14 years ago at 11:09 pm
    1. DrillBabyDrill

      Oh yeah since dating a guy on the team means screwing all of them. Screw you geed

      14 years ago at 11:15 am
  4. Republican for Eternity

    Haha.. You mean those two GDI’s who could never win a National Championship?

    14 years ago at 8:42 am
    1. Eric Stratton

      Its okay Texas isn’t even ranked and bama just lost to the best God damn team in the nation.

      14 years ago at 4:16 pm
    2. Abita BROwery

      That’s weird. I thought they lost to LSU this past weekend. Sorry, must have been mistaken.

      14 years ago at 9:41 am
    3. Dixiecrat

      If you think LSU is the best team in the nation you should just give up on life right now.

      14 years ago at 11:59 am
    4. Dixiecrat

      Both of them were on the team in 2005, dumbass. That’s what happens when you’re good most seasons without being total dogcrap for a whole decade like Bama was before 2008.

      14 years ago at 12:00 pm