Northerners can't frat because they can't wear Yacht shoes all year. TFM.

  1. North FratStar

    Negative,
    my shoe collection consists of: Sperry’s, Sperry’s and Sperry’s

    14 years ago at 5:39 pm
    1. TG

      Really? I mean sperry’s are fine for fucking around but all you own are sperry’s. Sounds like a poor northerner to me.

      14 years ago at 6:42 pm
    2. you're dumb

      poor northerner? sorry but the majority of old money comes from the north. new money = NF.

      14 years ago at 6:50 pm
    3. Frategan

      Southern Old Money. I have said it once, and I will say it again; come to Charleston son.

      We were flourishing while your family was getting bread ration’s on Ellis Island

      14 years ago at 6:52 pm
  2. IV

    This is probably the stupidest ongoing theme on TFM.com… the North INVENTED frat. All the brands you wear come from the North. Most fraternities and sororities were founded in the North. Lilly Pulitzer is from New York. The Brooks brothers were from Manhattan. If warm weather all year defines frat, then wouldn’t 3rd world countries near the Equator be the frattiest? Thought so.

    14 years ago at 5:47 pm
    1. BamaBro

      Southern Point, Yellow Hammer, costa del mar, and where would you be without tobacco?

      14 years ago at 7:46 pm
    2. Second Victory Lap

      without tobacco… I would be fucked because who doesn’t crave tobacco while on an addy binder?

      14 years ago at 8:44 pm
    3. Gen. George S. Fratton

      Founded in Virginia, regardless, without tobacco plantations we wouldn’t have this great nation. The South built this country.

      14 years ago at 11:01 pm
  3. IV

    This is probably the stupidest ongoing theme on this website… the North INVENTED frat. All the brands you wear come from the North. Most fraternities and sororities were founded in the North. Lilly Pulitzer is from New York. The Brooks brothers were from Manhattan. If warm weather all year defines frat, then wouldn’t 3rd world countries near the Equator be the frattiest? Thought so.

    14 years ago at 5:48 pm
    1. no mans tool

      IV, while I do agree with the fact that there are “fratty”things in the north… Lilly Pulitzer is from Florida… A woman who owned a juice stand to be exact…

      14 years ago at 6:53 pm
    2. Fratmaster IV

      Just because y’all make it doesn’t mean shit. Y’all make it, we buy it. You’re not even looking at what he’s saying. He’s saying y’all suck because y’all can’t wear sperrys all year. How in any way does that have to do with 3rd world countries. Fratting is a lifestyle and you wear different types of clothes for different types of weather. Basically since it’s cold up there, y’all can’t wear the frattiest piece of clothing, the topsider.

      14 years ago at 7:01 pm
    3. The A

      no man tool, check your facts bro Pulitzer is definitely from NY. And by invented he means started the movement. The south does frat the best but the north originated that shit. Its NF to turn against fellow sperry wearing brothers when there are people who wear cargo shorts and carry change still walking the earth. Being frat is a privilege not a contest.

      14 years ago at 7:30 pm
    4. Marco Brolo

      We dont care what you GDI northerners say or complain about. The South frats hard, the north votes for Barack Obama. End of story.

      14 years ago at 8:13 pm
    5. Mister KA

      ^ so true! If people up north were frat then y’all wouldn’t live in a blue state. Blue for democrats, cold weather, and cold people. Also, adding to your first attempt at the clothing argument: Southern Noble, High Cotton Outfitters, and Coast are also southern clothing companies that make up my wardrobe as well

      14 years ago at 9:28 pm
    6. Nothing's Frattier than America

      Marco Brolo, pre-Obama, the last three Liberal presidents are Johnson, Carter and Clinton. All from the South, All Liberal. George HW Bush, GWB, Connecticut, Harvard, Yale, TFM.

      14 years ago at 9:47 pm
    7. alwaysinpearls

      Lilly herself may have been born in new york, but she created the clothing line while working at her husband’s juice stand in Florida. South always wins.

      14 years ago at 10:39 pm
    8. no mans tool

      The A, Palm Beach is in Florida. That’s where it she started it. Get your shit straight before trying to call someone out.

      14 years ago at 3:41 am
    9. All I do is Win

      I am a Yankee, and even I know how shitty America has turned out because of the North winning… All of my fellow northerners, we need to quit kidding our selves, I am no GDI, but the South is Superior in every way, period!

      14 years ago at 6:34 am
  4. north frats too

    false, sperrys hold up just fine in the winter. no need for socks or boots

    14 years ago at 5:56 pm
  5. Phinancially sound

    Thank you all for making Greek people look like fucking morons. You can take my 16″ steamroller and shove it up your northern/southern asses…… MIDWEST BABY

    14 years ago at 7:00 pm