JFK plowing 19 year old interns in the White House. TFM.

    1. Piker is a bitch

      The grassy knoll of Dealey Plaza is a small, sloping hill inside the plaza that became famous following the John F. Kennedy assassination. The knoll was above President Kennedy and to his right (west and north) during the assassination on November 22, 1963.

      The north grassy knoll is bounded by the former Texas School Book Depository building along the Elm Street abutment side street to the northeast, Elm Street and a sidewalk to the south, a parking lot to the north and east and a railroad bridge atop the triple underpass convergence of Commerce, Main and Elm streets to the west.

      The wooden fence atop the grassy knoll, and the Triple Underpass with the highway sign, which at the time of the assassination read “Fort Worth Turnpike Keep Right” in the Zapruder Film.
      Located near the north grassy knoll on November 22, 1963, were several witnesses, three large traffic signposts, four sidewalk lamp posts, the John Neely Bryan north pergola concrete structure including its two enclosed shelters, a tool shed, one 3.3 foot (1 m) high concrete wall connected to each of the pergola shelters, ten tall, wide, low-hanging live oak trees, a 5 foot (1.5 m) tall, wooden, cornered, stockade fenceline approximately 169 feet (53.6 m) long, six street curb sewers openings, their sewer manholes and their interconnecting large pipes and numerous 2 to 6 foot (0.6 to 1.8 m) tall bushes, trees and hedges.

      Behind the stockade fence was a train control tower in which Lee Bowers was working during the assassination. Bowers testified to the Warren Commission that at the time the motorcade went by on Elm Street, he saw two men in the area of the stockade fence, standing 10 to 15 feet (3 to 5 m) apart near the triple underpass, who did not appear to know each other. One or both were still there when the first police officer arrived “immediately” after the shooting.[6] Two years later, in an interview for the documentary film Rush to Judgment, Bowers clarified that the two men were standing between the pergola and the stockade fence, and that no one was behind the fence at the time the shots were fired.[7]

      On the knoll itself were nine witnesses: groundskeeper Emmett Hudson, and two unidentified men, standing on the stairs of a walk going from Elm Street to a parking lot; an unidentified young couple having lunch on a bench in an alcove along that same walk, who may have left prior to the assassination; Abraham Zapruder and his employee Marilyn Sitzman, standing on a pedestal on the west end of the pergola; and Zapruder employee Beatrice Hester and her husband Charles, standing by and sitting on a bench at the other end of the pergola. Emmett Hudson, Charles Hester, and Marilyn Sitzman, the three witnesses on the grassy knoll who are on record about the direction of shots, all said that the shots came from the direction of the Texas School Book Depository.[8][9][10][11][12][13]

      Of the 104 earwitness reports published by the Commission and elsewhere, 56 recorded testimony to the effect that they heard shots from the direction of the Depository to the rear of the President, 35 recorded testimony of shots from the direction of the knoll or the triple underpass to the right or front of the President, and five earwitnesses were reported testifying that the shots came from two directions.[14]

      Persistent Grassy Knoll theories stem also from studies of recorded police-radio transmissions, which recorded sounds from Dealey Plaza in the moments during and after the assassination.

      Because of persistent debate, answered and unanswered questions, and conspiracy theories surrounding the Kennedy assassination and the possible related role of the grassy knoll, the term “grassy knoll” has come to also be a modern slang expression indicating suspicion, conspiracy, or a cover-up.

      14 years ago at 7:33 pm
  1. Rob Fox

    He purportedly took the virginity of the most recent mistress to step forward. God bless America.

    14 years ago at 11:44 pm
    1. Brosheppus

      The Democratic party in 1960 was still the conservative party as it historically always had been. It was not until the conservative revolution under Goldwater that the Republican party as we know it today was formed. Kennedy was a liberal for the time, but quite conservative as we would define it.

      14 years ago at 7:51 am
    2. 3under

      Brosheppus- Kennedy was most certainly a liberal in todays terms. Additionally, the Kennedys are American royalty. Spending a weekend at the Kennedy compound with JFK would have been legendary.

      14 years ago at 8:32 am
    3. 1_Percent

      Brosheppus, in no way would Kennedy be conservative today, more like the original liberal Democrat. He was a huge supporter of social-welfare, supported government regulation of business, and was a massive pussy on foreign policy. And as for Goldwater, he started the movement with a book he wrote in 1960, the year before Kennedy took office. The movement started to solidify after Kennedy transformed the Democratic Party into the more liberal party. The only thing that made him FaF was his insane ability to pull and his impeccable comb-over, not his political beliefs.

      14 years ago at 7:24 pm
    4. fratanomics

      While I agree that Kennedy wouldn’t be considered a conservative today, he sure as shit wasn’t a massive pussy on foreign policy. His dragged his dick all over Khrushchev during the Cuban missile crisis.

      14 years ago at 11:20 pm
    1. William H Letterman

      ^ read the rest of the comments before you write the same thing for the 5th time

      14 years ago at 8:36 am
    2. Nitro Hazelton

      writing the same thing for the fifth time after disregarding earlier comments. FaF

      14 years ago at 10:20 am