Having pledges wait for you after your intramural game, with pens in hand, and ask for your autograph. TFM.

  1. Eggaro

    This place is full of daydreamers. Even if you were to do that, it’s fucking retarded.

    12 years ago at 10:22 am
    1. Born Wearing Sperrys

      I am the CEO of a Fortune 50 company and I chug Maker’s every day in my office while wearing Sperrys. In what way am I a daydreamer? Also, I’m currently fucking your barely legal sister.

      12 years ago at 12:39 pm
  2. FradamUK

    Worst post I have ever seen on this site. Your pledge “fans” can watch you take laps.

    12 years ago at 12:31 pm
    1. The Fertile Turtle

      will there be a press conference for this obvious superstar after said laps?

      12 years ago at 10:49 pm
    2. FratricStar

      Yes, of course. He will be giving out autographs if you haven’t gotten one yet.

      12 years ago at 2:43 am
  3. ColonizeThis

    You HAVE to have pledges wanting your autographs?
    Man you hit the big time with your fan board.

    12 years ago at 1:24 pm