Laying out the drunk asshole who grabbed the waitress's ass with a pool cue. TFM.

    1. Frat E. Lee

      You’d be surprised what useless skills geeds develop while they’re busy not getting laid or partying all the time.

      14 years ago at 7:20 pm
    2. Brocean Side

      I was about to pose the same question, indeed. But Frat E. Lee brings up a good point as well. Proceed onward.

      14 years ago at 7:21 pm
    3. Grappler

      You don’t. He just wants everyone to know how valiant, chivalrous, and of course, tough he is. When realistically, he still lives in his parent’s basement and lives precariously through this website.

      14 years ago at 7:23 pm
    4. SoClassyAndFabulous

      Hey Grappler, by precariously, I’m going to assume that you mean vicariously. Geed.

      14 years ago at 7:25 pm
    5. Brometheus

      Robert Earl Keen road goes on forever reference. I don’t know how some one could be in a fraternity and not have heard this song

      14 years ago at 8:03 pm
  1. Grappler

    Ah you’re right. Rushed my typing. And you’re right, I am not a fratboy. Calling someone a “geed” isn’t an insult though just because you mean it to be.

    14 years ago at 7:28 pm
    1. Doogie Fratter MD

      Starting a sentence with ‘and’ is not incorrect. It shouldn’t be done often, but when used correctly it actually puts emphasis on a point.

      14 years ago at 7:38 pm
    2. Doogie Fratter MD

      However now that I look at Grappler’s rant again, he sucks balls at typing. And at life.

      14 years ago at 7:40 pm
    3. DoubleBlackDiamond

      wait, so you’re not in a fraternity….but you’re on this website. do i really have to say it?

      14 years ago at 7:40 pm
    4. k

      Grappler rushed his typing.
      Unfortunately, that can’t be said about his university’s fraternities

      14 years ago at 7:42 pm
    5. SoClassyAndFabulous

      ‘And’ will never be an acceptable way to begin a sentence. It is grammatically incorrect to begin a sentence with a conjunction. In the future, to put emphasis on a point, you might try using ‘additionally’ or ‘furthermore.’

      14 years ago at 7:43 pm
    6. Grappler

      @shooter mcfratin

      Calling someone a “geed” is NOT insulting. You may mean it maliciously but its as effective as calling me a man in a malicious way. Anyone that would be offended by something like that must have really low self esteem to begin with. Sorry to burst your bubble.

      14 years ago at 7:55 pm
    7. Doogie Fratter MD

      ‘Additionally’ or ‘furthermore’ would be great if I were trying to provide more information on something. That’s not what emphasis means. What is considered correct grammar changes over time. Find me an author considered great who never uses ‘and’ to begin a sentence. If you’re allowed to have books in the kitchen.

      14 years ago at 7:55 pm
    8. SoClassyAndFabulous

      Speaking like that, you’d never find me in your kitchen. Raise your standards and cleanup your grammar, then you’ll be able to snag an educated slampiece like myself 😉

      14 years ago at 8:03 pm
    9. BROlo dolo

      Grappler, you never really addressed the reason you not only visited this site, but took the time to register given the fact that you do not belong to a fraternity. Any thoughts on that one?

      14 years ago at 9:34 pm
    1. Douglas Neidermeyer

      You obviously have no Idea who The Highwaymen are.. If you think Robert Earl Keen is better than a combined Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, Willie Nelson, and Kris Kristofferson, then you are a fucking moron.

      14 years ago at 8:32 pm
  2. Whats your major

    Nice, man! Did you give her your number on an unethical napkin afterwards?

    14 years ago at 8:24 pm
    1. WillisLamponi

      Ha, I was thinking about the possibility of one popping up later like, “Grabbed the slampiece waitress’ ass…”

      14 years ago at 1:58 am
  3. Fraternoon Delight

    people thinking this actually happened instead of hearing the song. NF

    14 years ago at 8:37 pm