What most people call starting their day, I call ending my night. TFM.

    1. liberals are NF

      Your name isn’t Dan, so therefore you can’t be like him. He’s the man, obviously

      14 years ago at 2:48 am
  1. Beer Quisque Beer

    You end your night by rolling out of bed, showering, and eating breakfast?

    14 years ago at 7:19 pm
  2. Year Around Frat

    Going to bed early to wake up early and have a successful, knowledge-filled day RFM

    14 years ago at 8:12 pm
  3. ILoveTaylorChatley

    These are the kind of posts Joke Explainer would excel at. Where are you Joke Explainer? By far the best troll on this site.

    14 years ago at 8:50 pm
    1. Fratley Moneysworth

      ^ fuck you KU, shouldn’t you be swallowing jizz or getting swept by Mizzou?

      14 years ago at 9:58 am
    2. FratfricanAmerican

      Wait, remind me again how the game on February 25th played out? REMIND ME, MIZZOUCHEBAG. 8 Straight.

      14 years ago at 3:08 pm
    3. Rock Chalk Fratpack

      FratfricanAmerican, I’m sure Fratley would say something back, but I think he’s choking on his words.

      14 years ago at 8:32 pm